A word of advice

a stranger is a friend you haven't met yet

 

If the pussy has any smell keep your snake in the cage.

 

Fuck with the bull and you're going to get the horns.

 

Bad choices make great stories.

 

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

 

Procrastination is for people who work good under pressurre.

 

Never walk under a ladder.

 

Never brush your teeth then drink orange juice.

 

It's good to learn from your mistakes ... but it's better to learn from other people's :mickey:

 

A bad day fishing is still better than a good day at work.

 

Never visit a proctologist wearing wax lips.

 

On the other hand, you have different fingers...

 

don't eat yellow snow

yellow snows no good you know..

unless a ninja monkey strikes

and forces you to choose between yellow snow

or brown snow

in this case i would wager the former was okay.

 

Never catch a falling brick.

 

Think it through before joining Hipforums. You just might get hooked.

 

If you have a pet rabbitt, make sure thats raisins you have for a snack.

 

Measure twice ... cut once

 

If you are am important person, have someone test your food before you eat it.

 

Old loves and scars may fade-but they never fully disappear.

 

Never plant corn in the winter.