Guaranteed oral

So my wife hates shaving her pussy. She used to when we were dating but now I have to twist her arm just for her to trim. Now I've told her that if she keeps her pussy smooth for me I will eat her out for as long as she wants (within reason) every day (unlees one or both of us don't feel well)

If tat were the offer presented to you would you keep your pussy smooth.

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why dont you shave it for her? ..

 

I dunno I shave all the time it's just a habit now when in the shower.

So yes I would and love it lol

 

I would shave it for her but she said no. She doesn't like having to keep up with it. The only reason she'll trim is because if she doesn't keep up with it she doesn't get all itchy. And I have to nag her to get her to keep up with it. Otherwise she just doesn't and I have to dine in a forest if you know what I mean.

 

Can you pay for her to have regular waxes?

And yes, I'd take the deal. Sheesh.

 

Yeah I could pay for that but she says 1) it would hurt a lot and 2) she doesn't want someone up in her pussy

 

That's such a bummer! I wonder why she changed and decided to no longer be concerned with grooming.

I once heard this:

Men marry women hoping they'll never change - and they always do.

Women marry men hoping they'll change - and they never do.

 

And you didnt get the hint?

 

A stranger. She doesn't want a stranger up in there

 

Lol

 

lol!!

 

a trim is nice, but c'mon...you love her! what's a little hair compared to love!?

 

hell yea, always shave / hair removal

 

Find something about your body that she would like you to change and negotiate. Or buy her some sexy underwear that she won't be able to wear comfortably without shaving first.

A nice shaving gel, sharp razorblade and soothing cream work wonders against itchiness. There could always be other, health related causes for her discomfort. In which case she really should shave and check what's going on.

 

She said there isn't anything she would change. And also she has this anti irritant shaving cream. It's called coochi

 

That should be fine. Is it uncomfortable right after she shaves or 2-3 days afterwards? The itchy sensation women feel a few days after they shave (because of the growing hairs) can be really awful at first. After a few regular shaves it gets better. After a little while most women don't feel anything unpleasant at all.
What did she say to your oral proposition? I think it should be a no brainer..

 

A few days later is when it bothers her. But she doesn't wanna have to keep up with it every couple of days. And she didn't go for the deal.

 

I don't know what else to tell you. Perhaps if you do something really nice for her, she'll return the favor that way.

 

My wife doesn't like to shave either. Totally because it itches and drives her nuts. She will keep it trimmed though. No matter what......I'm still guna eat it.

 

Sounds like a bad situation with no real solution, you either have to accept it or give her an ultimatum. Personally something so trivial should never end a marriage, it's all about compromise. Maybe talk to her about the importance of it and what an issue is has created for you. :2thumbsup:

 

The compromise was trimming which she does. She just doesn't do it unless I bug her about it. I would think with the offer on the table she would be glad to keep at least her lips smooth. Or trim on a regular basis