Guaranteed oral

Discussion in 'Oral Sex' started by johnnyshinta, Dec 15, 2011.

  1. johnnyshinta

    johnnyshinta Member

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    So my wife hates shaving her pussy. She used to when we were dating but now I have to twist her arm just for her to trim. Now I've told her that if she keeps her pussy smooth for me I will eat her out for as long as she wants (within reason) every day (unlees one or both of us don't feel well)

    If tat were the offer presented to you would you keep your pussy smooth.

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  2. deleted

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    why dont you shave it for her? ..
     
  3. GoofyGooberz

    GoofyGooberz Just Bitchy!!!!!!!!

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    I dunno I shave all the time it's just a habit now when in the shower.

    So yes I would and love it lol
     
  4. johnnyshinta

    johnnyshinta Member

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    I would shave it for her but she said no. She doesn't like having to keep up with it. The only reason she'll trim is because if she doesn't keep up with it she doesn't get all itchy. And I have to nag her to get her to keep up with it. Otherwise she just doesn't and I have to dine in a forest if you know what I mean.
     
  5. shygrly

    shygrly Member

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    Can you pay for her to have regular waxes?

    And yes, I'd take the deal. Sheesh. :)
     
  6. johnnyshinta

    johnnyshinta Member

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    Yeah I could pay for that but she says 1) it would hurt a lot and 2) she doesn't want someone up in her pussy
     
  7. shygrly

    shygrly Member

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    That's such a bummer! I wonder why she changed and decided to no longer be concerned with grooming.

    I once heard this:

    Men marry women hoping they'll never change - and they always do.

    Women marry men hoping they'll change - and they never do.
     
  8. SuperPsychMe

    SuperPsychMe Member

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    And you didnt get the hint?
     
  9. johnnyshinta

    johnnyshinta Member

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    A stranger. She doesn't want a stranger up in there
     
  10. Bent Cold Sidewalk

    Bent Cold Sidewalk Member

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  11. shygrly

    shygrly Member

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    lol!!
     
  12. shermin

    shermin Bazooka Tooth

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    a trim is nice, but c'mon...you love her! what's a little hair compared to love!?
     
  13. laurs86

    laurs86 Guest

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    hell yea, always shave / hair removal :)
     
  14. lively_girl

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    Find something about your body that she would like you to change and negotiate. Or buy her some sexy underwear that she won't be able to wear comfortably without shaving first.

    A nice shaving gel, sharp razorblade and soothing cream work wonders against itchiness. There could always be other, health related causes for her discomfort. In which case she really should shave and check what's going on.
     
  15. johnnyshinta

    johnnyshinta Member

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    She said there isn't anything she would change. And also she has this anti irritant shaving cream. It's called coochi
     
  16. lively_girl

    lively_girl Member

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    That should be fine. Is it uncomfortable right after she shaves or 2-3 days afterwards? The itchy sensation women feel a few days after they shave (because of the growing hairs) can be really awful at first. After a few regular shaves it gets better. After a little while most women don't feel anything unpleasant at all.
    What did she say to your oral proposition? I think it should be a no brainer..
     
  17. johnnyshinta

    johnnyshinta Member

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    A few days later is when it bothers her. But she doesn't wanna have to keep up with it every couple of days. And she didn't go for the deal.
     
  18. lively_girl

    lively_girl Member

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    I don't know what else to tell you. Perhaps if you do something really nice for her, she'll return the favor that way.
     
  19. frustrated

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    My wife doesn't like to shave either. Totally because it itches and drives her nuts. She will keep it trimmed though. No matter what......I'm still guna eat it.
     
  20. *Doc*

    *Doc* Gone but never forgotten RIP Lifetime Supporter

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    Sounds like a bad situation with no real solution, you either have to accept it or give her an ultimatum. Personally something so trivial should never end a marriage, it's all about compromise. Maybe talk to her about the importance of it and what an issue is has created for you. :2thumbsup:
     
  21. johnnyshinta

    johnnyshinta Member

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    The compromise was trimming which she does. She just doesn't do it unless I bug her about it. I would think with the offer on the table she would be glad to keep at least her lips smooth. Or trim on a regular basis
     

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