Chat MEOW!

i'm not getting tattoos to 'be original' i just like to decorate my body.

 

Why are you so concerned with another person's personal choices? Live the life you love; love the life you live.

 

i have mom on one arm and dad on the other...very small about 2x2...but it was 20 yrs ago and they need touching up...a lot of me needs touching up...i just deleted a post that at the time seemed funny but tonight seemed lame...so i offed it....i should probably check more posts before the delete option goes away

 

I recently made up my mind to get a tattoo. "Existence precedes essence" I'm just not sure where to put it. I am thinking collar bone.

 

if i wear a hoodie while pooping, it funnels the "hot shit steam" right up.

 

Femen protesters are arrested by security services in Ukraine earlier this month. Picture: AFP AFP The Punch: Is naked protesting world's breast practice?
UPDATE 9.02am: A MELBOURNE woman has been arrested by the KGB during a topless protest against Belarusian president Alexander Lukashenko, in Belarus.

 

chek

 

i manage to shit without getting it all over me...its not that difficult.....there is no trick...you sit on the toilet[open] and the poop goes straight down into the toilet...even with a higher than normal pressure build-up combined with low water in the bowl,taking into account ricochet and bounce back I dont get any on me....is it just me?

 

I really hate it when i sit on the shitter and then realize that my shirt went behind the cover and the cover tries to hitch a ride when i get up

 

what an outrageous time to enter a chat

 

bbad...that almost reads like ''shit went behind'' and not ''shirt '' lol...hi captain.....

 

it sure is slow in here..

 

Wasn't slow in your tree last night


Squirrel porn featuring our own beloved orison the half baked squirrel!


http://youtube.com/#/watch?v=37Rbi8symcc

 

Awwwwww orison gettin some love!

They are kinda cute.bet it would be pretty cool to have one as a pet


http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=x8NdkK9UuFw

 

I went to bed at 7pm, woke up at 11pm, and I haven't been back to sleep. Why?!?! WHY i ask!

 

calling for freezing rain today..... good morning bakers...howzit?

 

I can't speak for anyone else... but on my part, things are pretty freakin good right now.

As for the weather... its a beautiful sunny day here again... still no snow to speak of really. We have a couple of inches here and there on the ground with some bare patches still.... soo freakin odd...

 

tom just has a couple of inches....really sorry about that....although the ''bare patch'' sounds interesting?

 

lol

hey man, if it makes you feel better to think that, feel free.

I hear they make some pills that could fix that inadequecy issue you seem to be having..

:sunny:

 

I go outside to drain the oil out of my truck and its so cold my fingers turn purple and start to hurt. Me thinks this was a bad idea.