Want to buy toys but...

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by Ollie_Ollie, Dec 20, 2011.

  1. Ollie_Ollie

    Ollie_Ollie Guest

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    Want to buy toys but I'm really worried that someone will find them lol.

    I live at home with Mum and Sisters and have been looking at Fleshlights and other stuff (I'm male btw) but I'm just really worried that Mum or Sister will be in my room for whatever reason and end up finding it.

    I also have some strange thought that if I died and they were clearing out my room I'd hate to think that they would find it and think I was actually some raging sex fiend. (lol)

    So if you own them and still live at home, where do you hide it? and do you ever worry or get paranoid that they might be found?
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i never had a fleshlight, but i hid plenty of stuff while i was living with my parents. i had a few hiding spots, but that won't help you because you don't live in my parents' house. i'm sure you have some place that you can hide things there.
     
  3. hitman73

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    I had the same thoughts but i lived on my own after my seperation, and had my kids come and stay weekends. Then i had my kids full time and really had to get imaginative.
    I also had the thought 'what if i died'? The hiding place needs to be somewhere good to make you feel comfortable.
    I have since thrown my fleshlight out because i now live with my lady and although i liked my fleshlight and would still use it sometimes, i didnt want her to find it.
    The house i lived in had a wooden floor. In wood floor houses in New Zealand at least one wardrobe in the house will have a man-hole to the underside of the house. I hid in under the house.
     
  4. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    Get in with the times. Masturbation is no longer the taboo it used to be. In fact, these days not only is it socially acceptable, but school sex education classes actively encourage it, as it is a perfectly normal & healthy activity.

    Furthermore, it's considered perfectly acceptable for women to have their Ann Summers Parties, where they get to buy all sorts of sex toys for themselves, so why should it be any different for guys?

    Stand up for your rights. Chances are that no-one will be bothered by it.
     
  5. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    "The only thing I fear about death is my mother finding my porn stash," Bill Hicks.

    Stay Brown,
    Rev J
     
  6. LeviathanXII

    LeviathanXII Member

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    I do not own a fleshlight, but I have always found that with things like these, I hide them in a place where people shouldn't be looking but might. It is not like it is wrong, so if you put it in a place where only you SHOULD be looking, but it gets found one day, you can defend your privacy while at the same time telling your mother that is normal and you refuse to be ashamed of it.
     
  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    socially acceptable and parentally acceptable are in no way the same thing.
     
  8. Volupta

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    Easiest way - get a box with a lock. Seriously...i got a metal makeup case when I was like 14 or something, and who knew that years later, three little numbers for a combination would guard my fav vibrator and pot stash XD
     
  9. mlbcrios_oz30

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    Hey buddy, i remember being in your position years ago. my first worry was someone in my family opening my mail package. as for hiding spots, i live in a house where no one comes into my room. it helps if ur mum isnt always going through your room cleaning etc.

    do you have cupboards? drawers? a good place is in your wardrobe etc, you can keep a sports bag or backpack filled with clothes and hide your fleshlight wrapped in a towel and hide it inside. or a shoebox.
     
  10. CasualViewer

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    I know how you feel. I am a male and I would like to try and stimulate my prostate since I hear it feels so good. Problem is I live with my grandfather and I don't even know where I could go to find a sex toy like that.
     
  11. rustyshackleford

    rustyshackleford Member

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    I had the same problem fir a longtime before ordering my fleshlight. The thought of my package being opened by nosey family. (Im always ordering books gun parts and other man stuff) and sometimes i came home to opened stuff... remedied that issue with a small PO box.

    And for hiding my fleshlight and lube etc. I hide em in the ceiling.. im in an old house with a drop ceiling with tiles so i just pop one out and theres my stash.

    Buy a fleshlight there amazing its hard to get off with my hand now Haha
     
  12. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    you have five of them on each hand..
     
  13. CasualViewer

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    I tried. I can't find my prostate and I don't know what I could use as lube to help me out?
     

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