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  1. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    About 40%.


    When I wurr butta lad,we 'ad machines for doin' maths. Oh,aye. Pencils,they wurr called.

    So-you,reading this....do you REALLY need a calculator in your mobile phone?
     
  2. newo

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    Not really, but why do they call it a calculator when it doesn't do calculus?
     
  3. RetiredHippie

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    Because you really need an abacus.

    When is it permissable to drool?
     
  4. ShamanistiK

    ShamanistiK Member

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    When you're truly happy mate!

    When is it time to take action Jackson?
     
  5. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    When the big hand is on the three.

    Where do sleeping dogs lie?
     
  6. newo

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    In sleeping doghouses.

    And another thing, why call it a calculator when you want it to work for you now, not later?
     
  7. Bent Cold Sidewalk

    Bent Cold Sidewalk Member

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    Its only milliseconds later.

    Why are these things we type on called keys when they don't unlock anything?
     
  8. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    cos they lock things

    what are ashtrays for ?
     
  9. Bent Cold Sidewalk

    Bent Cold Sidewalk Member

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    So you won't loose your roach.

    What are flowers for?
     
  10. RetiredHippie

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    To help a guy get laid.

    Are all women psychic?
     
  11. Mind_Explorer

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    Only on there period.

    Why do people smoke cigarettes?
     
  12. Bent Cold Sidewalk

    Bent Cold Sidewalk Member

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    Actually the cigarette fumigates their lungs...not the other way around...in fact the cigs burn.

    Why are crickets so sexy?
     
  13. RetiredHippie

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    Because there chirpy.

    Where does one go to dance a jig?
     
  14. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    preferably a flat,non-slip floor.


    D'you think I should trim my beard,seeing as it's starting to look like I'm eating a possum?
     
  15. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    Depends if your going to deep fry the possum.

    Whats the difference between an Opossum and a Possum?
     
  16. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    O'Possum comes from County Kerry in Southern Ireland.
    Possum comes from 'over'. [England,to you colonials]




    Why am I not attending to the milling throng of friends and willing wenches packed into my house atm,rather than sat here like Billy-No-Mates,typing????
     
  17. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    ps-----there really ARE throngs of scantily clad laydeez all clamouring for my attention. . . . . .honest.


    well. . . .




    ok - they're chickens and they want feeding.



    FUCK OFF!
     
  18. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    Maybe your possum beard is scaring them.

    Whats the best way to get rid of a worn out fake Christmas tree?
     
  19. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Disguise it as a small leather box with TIFFANYS engraved on it,then leave it on any street corner. Doddle!





    Why don't 'Christmas Special' tv shows hold my attention?
     
  20. RetiredHippie

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    Because they actually all suck?

    Is it time for me to go home now?
     
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