What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

i have no interest in a klondike bar whatsoever.

i didn't know there was a fuss. if there was, i think it was probably advertising paid for by poptart corporation (or whatever company makes poptarts), in which case the fuss was all about increasing sales.

 

poptarts were just for the rich kids back in my day...same thing with fruit rollups damn i loved those but I never got any in my lunch...i had a friend that would share often though

 

Yeah same here. Fruit rolls ups were way to expensive for us when I was growing up, but they are still freaking awesome! Makes me want to get some tomorrow, lol.

 

In 1995 I got busted for simple possession (at a traffic stop/license check) ony my way:

to get a Zero Bar. Yum yum for white choclate, hmmm. one damn roach

I like Klondike bars, but I'm not going anywhere but to the freezer for one - for one that someone else bought.

 

I Was Going To Reply..."Sell My Ass",

But Alas, I Don't Think My Old Wrinkled Ass Could Be

Converted To Cash Anymore, More Likely Trash...



Cheers Glen.

 

THAT ^^^ is soooo funny, I just had to see it again.:2thumbsup:

:smilielol5:

 

What would I do for a Klondike bar? Hmmm.... I'd suffer through one of my daughters anime shows... if it's a short one. Otherwise you're going to have to bribe me with more than a Klondike bar. LOL

 

A Klondike bar you can have. However I's be willing to slap the Be-Jeezus out of the pope for a Hostess Snowall with that fine marshmallow skin covered with coconut hairs...that too sweet chocolate cake with some kinda squirted in stuff in the middle of it.
Dear god, I'd eat a bowl of shit with a hair in it if I could have a Snoball for desert.

 

I love zero bars also. I guess you could say I have a bit of the sweet tooth btw Fuck the police:2thumbsup:

 

A bowl full of shit huh?

 

according to my first thought i would eat shit apparently LOLOL

 

Too much icing and not near enough filling.

 

I am so glad many of us are more loving than that.

eace:

 

you love klondike bars so much you'd actually kill the pope for one?

 

Surely you're not talking to me. I believe all life is sacred. From trees to animals to people who tick me off to babies in the womb. Not just what I pick and choose. So, why on earth would I kill someone I love?

Love over hate!!

eace:

 

i don't know. why would you get preachy in a joke thread?

 

How is love over hate being preachy? Furthermore, why be so hateful in a joke thread? Sheesh. Point a finger at yourself. Pfft.

Don't choke on your klondike.

 

This wasn't exactly joke material either. LOL

Okay... have fun. Peace out.

 

It was simply a stupid statement meant only to show an exaggerated craving for a kind of junk food. Do you really think anyone would actually go to such an extreme? No, hence the attempt at a joke which failed rather miserably for you.

 

How about this: I'd plant flowers, sing lovely songs, help old ladys across the street, feed the squirrels in the park and think positive thoughts for a Klondike bar.Hell, I'd even go to the store and buy one ...would that work any better?