Good morning BJs

Discussion in 'Oral Sex' started by Random_Zephyr, Jan 2, 2012.

  1. Penetration

    Penetration Member

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    Sounds like he's gay. Or really stupid.
     
  2. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    lmao...
     
  3. lameazz

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    I just love morning head it's the best no matter how I feel or what mood I'm in. I love to cum in my wife's mouth.
     
  4. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    oh man ...zeph....your dude is flawed....maybe just passing on a bj is tolerable but put it with that other thread and ouch....this fuckin guy does not enjoy sex with you like you want him to...cut your losses and move to ontario where we like to have fun with our women...
     
  5. Andrew0983

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    it's wonderful when she wake me up this way!
    Every girl should try this at least once, it's the best feeling a guy could ask for!
     
  6. tinyclit

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    Mornings are absolutely the best time for oral sex. Actually, any time is a good time for oral sex!
     
  7. Giant

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    Really? What a dream girl. :2thumbsup:
     
  8. Sith

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    Few things to think about:

    1) Does he feel comfortable with BJ's?
    2) Did he wash the night before?
    3) He needed a wee?

    You're doing nothing wrong :)
     
  9. eggsprog

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    mentioned this thread to my wife, said she'll surprise me some morning. she thought that morning wood wasn't a 'real' erection so had never bothered because she didn't think it would feel as good. she has been corrected, haha.
     
  10. TheGhost

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    Geez, I so gotta move to that place! :2thumbsup:
     
  11. TheGhost

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    Reeks of disinterest. Either he comes around or you need to move on.
     
  12. OralLuvr69

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    Holy f***! I would loooove to wake up with some sexy lips wrapped around my morning wood! A man can only wish...sigh...
     
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  14. stillinthegroove

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    I've only done the morning bj thing a couple times, but have found it's a great way to make your man happy for the rest of the day, no matter what else happens.
     
  15. GoofyGooberz

    GoofyGooberz Just Bitchy!!!!!!!!

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    Ha ha I would through out the week but just too busy, so he gets them saturday/sunday. Sometimes through the week
     
  16. Yellow_Forager

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    I speak to so many girlfriends who will only suck their guy off if the guy really, really begs! I only have to see it unattended for a second and I'm on it. haha.
    I adore starting his day with a blow job. A really slow one which he (I think pretends) to wake up slowly to and then has a HUGE smile on his face for the rest of the day.
     
  17. Essef

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    OP, your man's a rare breed. I'm stunned. I have no idea what he's talking about. "Morning wood" is the best kind.


    I'm one of those guys who loves oral, and hasn't had any in years and years and years. She's just not into it. (Yes, of course, i am willing to reciprocate. Don't go there.) I'd give up sex for the rest of the week for that kind of a surprise.


    Only reason I'd shoot something down even remotely close to this is if I'd just taken care of my needs myself, and knew she didn't realize what she was getting in to. If morning wood (or any kind of wood) says I'm ready, I'm ready!

    But to each his own. If this was the "gift" you describe, find out what he really likes, and do that. No use trying to force a "gift" on to him he's not interested in.
     
  18. Essef

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    agree, this reeks of disinterest.:(
     
  19. LittleTex

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    Girl I don't know any man that would be disappointed in this, and I don't know many women that would mind their guy waking them up in a similar way... I am always game... My guy goes to work at night... One time I got in bed with him... shortly after he went to sleep... and started sucking his cock... he had to go to work that night... I think I kept him awake... but I didn't hear any complaints... He was pretty tired the next day... but he still had a smile on his face... It would be very disappointing if your guy turned you down... it would completely hurt my feelings.... I hate it when he gets out of bed without touching or kissing me or something... it's never something that a woman wants... I guess men get used to it, which is sad... But my man and I have a policy... never waste a hard on ... and neither one of us say NO... about anything.... if i want it ... I take it... and he does too... Fucking, sucking, and licking is the best way to get thru the day... Always makes mine...Damn i wish he was here now... I need a thick hard cock...
     
  20. stillinthegroove

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    I have to agree. I don't ever recall a guy turning down oral sex. I think the words 'no thanks, I'm just not interested in a bj' don't exist in the male vocabulary, and if you find one that says that I'm guessing he's just not interested for other reasons.
     

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