What is better than sex? Hugh Hefner says playing Uno!

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  1. Jill Hazes

    Jill Hazes Member

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    Its boxing day, lazing around lying on your couch. Your partner sneaks up behind you, dressed in just their undies. "Want to play?" Well that's an offer you can't refuse: "Oh yes! Lets play the trumpet!"

    For the man who founded Playboy Magazine, Hugh Hefner, sex isn't everything. In fact given the choice between sex and an old movie, the movie wins hands down!

    “Monday night I watch an old movie with the guys, Tuesday night I play games with my girlfriends and the girls from the Playmate House - usually dominoes or Uno. Wednesday I play Gin Rummie with the guys,” the 85 year old multimillionaire told Ok! Magazine.

    In life there are many pleasures and for most of us sex is up there at the top. Yet for each of us, no doubt, there is something that every so often is better than sex.

    Food, being with friends, bungee jumping, what else beats sex?
     
  2. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    using an 85 year old as an example is a little foolish
     
  3. Delta 9 The Psychonaut

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    Ima have to agree with Jo on this one! I like the idea of this thread but i think an octogenarian is a poor example of someone with a healthy libido. Ill stop splitting hairs though. When not having sex or trying to have sex i like to be outside admiring nature! :sunny:
     
  4. monkjr

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    This depends on more qualifiers..but something that rivals sex...

    5 things come to mind:

    1. Orgasms
    2. Love
    3. Food (assuming you have a good cook making the food)
    4. Family (assuming your family is loving, tied in with # 2)

    5. Pokemon (half-serious on this)
     
  5. Mind_Explorer

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    :ssmokeit::sifone::cheers2::angel:

    I think the smiles covered it.
     
  6. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Tis The Last One That Has Me Confused, Does It Signify

    That Going To Church Is Better Than Sex...:confused:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  7. Mind_Explorer

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    I didn't intend to signify anything religious haha. I just thought it added to my statement that getting high is better then sex.
     
  8. ladybrunette

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    I'm not going to say watching a good movie is better than sex but I will say nothing turns me off more than when a guy invites me over to watch a movie and tries to have sex before the movie has finished. Can't we see the ending and then have sex?
     
  9. monkjr

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    I partially agree with you, but only if the movie was good. If it's bad well...I'd wanna move on with my date. (I do not mean this in an offensive way please don't take it that way)
     
  10. MikeE

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    I don't think its a question of movies being better than sex, its other than sex right now.

    Heff's apparent preference is "movie now, sex later"
    If given a choice between "movie now, no sex later" and "sex now", I think he'd choose "sex now"
     
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    I wish that Hefner would fuckin croak already.. the fagot..
     
  12. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    I'm not.

    That thing when you get especially a new game you're excited about start playing it, get totally involved, then all of a sudden you look up and its like 4am and you are like WTF??? It feels like only an hour has passed and you were so involved you didnt even notice.

    I love that, And I dont think there is any kind of equivalent with anything else, including sex
     
  13. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    even if it's a porno?
     
  14. serena3

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    I could live without sex

    things I can't live without:
    water
    food
    love
    friendship
    music
     
  15. ladybrunette

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    Well there's exceptions to the rule like porn and boring movies. I suppose if a guy would not want me to watch the whole film he should pick a sports film.
     
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    I have never had anything better than sex. Even great food would have to wait after I make sex with my lady. As a matter in fact, I don't think that there is any food in the world that tastes better than my lady's pussy.
     
  17. Penelope Moon

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    1. Happiness
    2. Contentment
    3. Friends (well more than likely with friends you could have sex)
     
  18. Penelope Moon

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    One lucky lady. So jealous lol :love:
     
  19. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    A really high-end chocolate cheese cake.
     
  20. GoofyGooberz

    GoofyGooberz Just Bitchy!!!!!!!!

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    Shit I'm playing uno wrong
     

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