When you show up to a party and your the only sober one

Take a bunch saran wrap and cover the water on the part of the toilet seat nobody sits on. So the next time a girl or guy take a piss its gonna be a mess!

You have to do this with your hat backwards wearing really dark glasses at night.

 

When the company I work for was remodeling a hotel we tried to keep people from using the toilets in the bathrooms we were working on by wrapping them in shrink wrap. One weekend a drunk hotel guest ignored the "out of order" signs we had up and puked into a shrink wrapped toilet, I'm pretty sure he stuck his face in it.

 

i'd much rather be the sober guy in a room full of drunks rather than a drunk guy in a room full of sober people

 

^I dunno, depending on the situation, being the drunk guy might be fun

 

Yea man when you show up to a party as the only sober one you end up getting a warmed welcome, drugs get passed your way, beer is offered and you are talked to like you are a king.

When you are the only drunk one, some people are quiet, everyone looks at you like you have a giant sign on your head saying "ignore me" and unless you like being the center of attention it usually sucks. I would go into my room and play music or whatever and enjoy my drunkness.