Make another absurd accusation about the poster above you

doent own an electric tanner

 

They've got compassion for people starving to death in Africa.

 

thinks tupac is a candybar

 

is Craig David's Number 1 fan

 

Is Victoria Beckham's personal trainer

 

Has a strange feeling she is being watched..... because you are!!

 

Goes around on all fours, sniffing dog's butts.

 

Is waiting for hip replacement surgery, and joined this forum because she thought it was a support group for people like her

 

had so many candles on her last birthday cake the artex on the ceiling above it melted!

 

Made my last birthday cake. Poor dear ... you know he's getting old. He forgot how many candles he was meant to be putting on it, and just kept addiing more and more ...

 

Doesn't know the raisins in her last birthday cake were actually rabbit-poo.

 

Doesn't know I can't eat cake, so I didn't have any of it.

 

eats loadsa cake

 

Doesn't have the luck of the Irish (she tried to get some once, but it was early closing day)

 

Slammed on her brakes because, she thought she saw, Michael Jackson alive and moonwalking across the intersection.

 

Licks toe cheese off toenails left on the floor at pedicure salons.

 

Prefers a sock to under-pants... ;-)

 

Is the world's only Elvis impersonator to do it in drag

 

Can do this amazing thing with a ping-pong ball.

 

Is in training for the world ping-pong ball impersonation championships