all this cold weather...

makes my dick shrivel like a stack of dimes

 

That is quite the small penis.


Atleast you have a cool beard :sunglasse

 

I always wondered what people did when it was sooooo cold they had to put on 6 layers, but what if they only had a 4 layer dick? Thankfully I never get that cold.

 

Do you get manicures?

 

Your penis has a nail.

 

I've never seen a penis with a nail....OUCH

 

oh its so cute lmao... btw your new sig pic with your hair cut looks very good!

 

if only you knew what the tee-shirt said for i would be banned immediatly upon revealing it to the public

 

actually, there once was this guy who lost his penis in some accident, and they took one of his fingers and grafted it on in place of his penis. maybe you should consider moving to the bahamas, jerry...

 

oh yeah , whats it say ? pm it to me

 

hehe....i'm not even going to comment on this thread......

 

hahahahaha!

 

I started to scroll down and realized OMG there's a picture! LMAO!!!

 

by any chance is from t-shirt hell

http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml


l

 

its from the "worse than hell" section in fact

 

I was going to comment, but forget it ..................



~namaste~

 

and well you should lol

 

ahh now i want to know which shirt it was

 

Oooo...i know exactly which shirt it is....i was there when he got it....

but i'm not telling....

 

Jerry...which one was it? I wanna know!

Holly