I cut the tag off of my mattress AND my pillows today

No big deal

 

The mattress police are on their way......

 

ooh yeah, it's unlawful to do that...says the tag!!!!

i like how on milk crates it will say "theft of this crate is a crime"

kinda funny, cuz wasn't theft of anything a crime?

 

You are in very big trouble..... I knew someone that did that one time and we never heard from him again.... He lost his voice...

 

Get away from me

 

Why?

 

Such unbridled anarchy!!

 

They get itchy when she wears them around town......

 

See there , now you've gone and done it ! You're going to end up in a F.E.M.A. camp now for sure. Damn rebellious hippies breaking all the rules , committing crime and mischief . Damn hoodlums tearing apart the fabric of society one mattress at a time . Hell in a hand basket that's where were going . Tag ripping today robbery and murder tomorrow . Damn crazy kids , so angry and violent .

 

LIVE LIFE TO THE LIMIT!!!!

lol

 

Haha, I think these days they say something about the tags are only to be removed by the consumer. So...if it's yours, you're in the clear. Looks like you have to find another frivolous law to break.

 

I thought about doing that once when I was young. I had a mattress with space things on the side but the tag was making me angry. I couldn't read though... and I didn't know what the consequences would be..

so I chickened out.

 

Oh no this is bad!! Very very bad!! Shit!! I've heard what happens to those people.

*runs and hides*

 

It's ok everyone! I'm still alive so far!

 

"only to be removed by consumer".. therefore you can not resell your pillows, because the fabric is unknown..

 

That's what they want you to believe....... Welcome to the Matrix.

 

They probably stole his username and password and posted this false message while he’s being water boarded in an isolation cell at one of many FEMA prison camps

Hotwater

 

alot of the tags on things are stiff and scratchy and there's like three of them. it sucks putting a blanket up and getting a facefull of "do not remove" tag.

fuck that cut them off. I do.

 

That and the tag is being re-attached to the mattress in China right now and it will be sold as new at Walmart next week..... :2thumbsup:

 

Yeah, no doubt a ten year old is sewing it on right now, while swatting away the occasional bedbug

hotwater