1-Wood would have been funnier, or something about a hole in one, lozing your balls in the rough,or half a dozen other golfing innuendos
Sadly Rooey as much as I have no problem with porn and in fact quite like it on occasion I do think 90 of what you THINK you know, you have "learnt" watching porn. I am afraid it is mostly bullshit 90+% of males dont have dicks the size of horses. 90+% of males can't bang away for 2 hours without cuming. 90 percent of women CANNOT ograsm WITHOUT extra stimulation of the clitoris and other erogenous zones. Take porn for what it is which is ENTERTAINMENT and like a lot of movies things are not as they appear. If you want to enjoy a good healthy sex life forget everything you have ever seen in a porn movie and read what i said earlier and what some of the others have said..Just because you take care of a womans sexual needs first and then take care of yours towards the end does not make you weak or a doormat it makes you a good lover or so I have been told. Good luck bud and take it slow and most of all enjoy cause till you want to have babies enjoyment is what it is all about Jay
no one said the simplest thing. ACCEPT that blow job. You will very likely enjoy the shit out of it. Eat her out in return, if ya like. Baby steps bro. Once you realize you enjoy said pleasure, and you're both virgins, half the pressure will be gone.