Mindfucking Someone Beyond Insecurity

MindFucking, a guide for the Smarter Trolls:

Want to piss someone off? In the midst of an online argument you cant win? Welcome, to your answer.

1.) Acknowledge the subjects typing speed and Grammar, try and determine there age.


2.) Look for signs of distress or emotional disturbances.



3.) Find reasons to justify illogical arguments or actions.



4.) Push them to there limit, and try to go beyond that. Find out what there subconscious thinks of you.(Which is the Quickest response to an insult)
OK now that you have the basics figured out and are ready to piss someone off or make them change they lives forever.

Example:
This is a situation most people find themselves in, this is how I solved my problem. *I did add parts here and there but the message was the same nonetheless.


Player: Holy shit my team sucks
Me:you suck
Player: dude your deaths are double your kills
Me:What are you implying?
Player: That everyone on my team is a noob <Which he says to the enemy team>
Enemy:(they ignore him)
Me:So you are going to disregard our emotions and show everyone our disability in the gaming community so that you can justify losing? I didnt know human beings could stoop to such a level of incompetance.
Player:Uninstall the game please
Me:So now you think that never seeing me on the game again will change the fact that you are a insecure self centered Teen who hates losing probably because its the only thing you are good at in life.Therefore you dedicate your life to a game you cant even take responsibility for when you lose, wouldn't that insinuate that compared to the average addict you are far beyond repair considering you lack the ability admit you defeat via addiction. You are going to spend a lonely life that revolves around an addiction you hate and curse at. Your only friends will be through the internet and the only way you can communicate to them is through anger, and considering your compatibility compared to the average human, the only people you will be able to communicate with will be people like you, so you really wont even be communicating, you will just kill eachother with self esteem powered bombs. So on top of being self centered, addicted, Irresponsible, Lonely, Angry, are most likely in the midst of puberty so this will boost the chance of you remaining like this forecer, and last but not least you would probably be Hated by the world if they saw you for who you really are.
Team: lol
Team: Logic, ftw
Player: ...
Player: Are you a psychologist?
Me: Subject 1, he is now confused, Watch with extreme prejudice.
Sadly he stopped talking before I could finish my examination


Now at this point in time if they respond they are either ignorant, looking for a way to express bottled up stress/anger, or will let you know how much they hate you through the expression of there limited vocabulary. And if they are really desperate they may try and sound smarter or make fun of your grammar. Maybe they might even feel threatened and apologize, or try and play it off like nothing happened.

Not only will this make them think but it will cripple there self esteem in the near future, maybe not work for everyone but for most ranging from
teens-24 year old geeks. BUT WAIT! THERES MORE! This will put them in a shity mood resulting in anger or being quiet, the more you piss them off the more traumatizing it will be for them because it will reduce the contact relations they have with there Internet and real life friends *Maybe* and show them that you were possibly right.

Please don't do this to anyone you suspect cant handle such a barrage of hatred. You could really fuck they're life up...

Also, that was just an example of what really happened, I whent over most of everything I said but in eh "Less Depth" and was when I first realized how fun logic can be. It takes time to learn but a fun talent to know (Logic** of course, not killing people) and if you want to see it in action send me a hatemail but it will be out of sincere professionalism not real anger.
Anything I missed or should be revised? Let me know! I would love to perfect this guide!

 

i dont know see ya monday when the dogs poop.but tuesday is ma smart day mabye i,ll rember that for friday, when i get paid.????????????

 

you playing dota or some shit?
sound like every dirtbag on that game

 

League of legends xD Practically guessed it.

 

lern 2 spel kthxbai