Hi. I'm new here. I'm 25 years old. Male. My views on life are some abstract mix of Buddhism, Taoism, and Christianity. And general insanity. I aspire to make a reasonable living off of writing. I'm in the process of forming a novel outline, while at the same time hoping to write for Cracked. I also write prose poetry, my main inspirations being Arthur Rimbaud and James D. Morrison. I'm diverse in what I write. I want so desperately to move the hell out of this town and down to New York City, the only place I really feel alive. But I currently don't have the means. I have an odd sense of humor. I'm single. Heterosexual. I'd say, ultimately, I'm a primitivist, at least to some degree. Most importantly, I'm a rockstar, just nobody knows it yet. Feel free to add me on Skype at fxcklikeakennedy (although the video doesn't work, the audio does). Or on Facebook, but you'd have to give me a link, considering my privacy settings will make it impossible for you to add me.