OK, let's hear'em...What have you done? Years ago I was a Systems Engineer for a major bank in San Francisco. I worked closely with the VP of another department. She was 15 years my senior but very sexy and in damn good shape. She made it very clear to me that she "liked what she saw" and would even go so far as to tell me I looked "yummy"...so I was recently divorced, so I asked her out. And guess what....she fucking said no!!! WTF???? I tried again, and again, and again (all the while she'd make eyes at me whenever we were in meetings)...always "no". I gave her an ultimatum then...I said..."This is the last time I'm going to ask. If you say no, I will never ask you out again. I'm asking you out for dinner and a Laserium show. You have until the end of work to answer." and I walked away. A few hours later, she came into my office and said...."yes" <dance of joy> It was then that I decided I was going to seduce her that night as well. I went to one of the "shops" in the Castro district of SF and got me a leather and chain mail G-String. I burned the song "Lay Your Hands On Me" to CD. I got a scarf...OK, wardrobe and props staged. We had a wonderful dinner, the laser show was to Pink Floyd, and then off to her place. She invited me in and I told her that I had a surprise for her if she didn't mind. She was OK with it so I took a chair into her living room, had her sit down and I blindfolded her. I quickly changed into my "outfit" and started the song. The song has a slow introduction but once the song "fired up" I took off the blindfold and gave her the sexiest, most nastiest dance for her. Her hands were all over me as I was bumping, grinding, and shaking it for her. Success...We spent the night fucking like rabbits in heat...We were both dogmeat the next day at work, but we were smiling from ear to ear. Ever planned a seduction? Let's hear it...
