If a man comes to my house and....

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Bellfire01, Dec 14, 2004.

  1. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    he's dressed only in a towl and it's two thirty in the morning, does that mean I can have him? What if he's there just to use my shower, are there any rules I should know?
     
    Bellfire01, Dec 14, 2004
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  3. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    i say, hump him till the sun comes up...
     
    mystical_shroom, Dec 14, 2004
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  5. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    No. but may I have your address? I can supply my own towel.
     
    TheChaosFactor, Dec 14, 2004
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  7. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    You sound like you're ready Freddy lol.
     
    Bellfire01, Dec 14, 2004
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  9. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    I'm Adam, but I'm ready none the less.
     
    TheChaosFactor, Dec 14, 2004
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  11. Super_Grrl

    Super_Grrl Crazy love

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    Depends. When he says "shower" does he wink and use weird air-quotes? Cos that would be an invitation for some nookie.
     
    Super_Grrl, Dec 14, 2004
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  13. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    He just asks to use the shower but he looks soooo good in the towl.
     
    Bellfire01, Dec 14, 2004
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  15. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

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    Did this really happen?
     
    lace_and_feet, Dec 14, 2004
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  17. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    But be sure he's out the door by the time it is up, as he could be some sort of reverse werewolf or something.... :rolleyes:
     
    Soulless||Chaos, Dec 14, 2004
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  19. guitarslinger

    guitarslinger Schwa

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    why do you ask that question here because we both know what happened
     
    guitarslinger, Dec 14, 2004
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  21. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    It was windy that towl could have fallen off from anything. ;)
     
    Bellfire01, Dec 14, 2004
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  23. Peanuts

    Peanuts Nutz

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    You've got to go in that shower and get him. Join him. Why the fuck not? If he's hot, your in the moment... that sounds like a perfect erotic moment.:)
     
    Peanuts, Dec 14, 2004
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  25. OSF

    OSF Señor ******

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    I don’t get shower sex, sure seems like an easy clean up, but wet spunk? Sticky shit leaves a coat of goooo on yer leg for the rest of the day. No amount of soap takes that stuff off an inner thigh. It ain’t a bad idea if she’s a squirter cause that shit seems to seep half way through the damned mattress. Ya flip it and you can still hear the squish squish. Anyone know a good way to ring out a queen? Plus if yer having a real good time yer liable to rip down the curtain cause the damned bar that holds it up isn’t really that sturdy and the monstrous gasms that I supply have her grasping for handlebars. Once the thing is down, what the fuck else is ya going to grab on to? Free style it? Arms flailing about in fits of intensity? Can’t have that shit. I’m liable to get a fingernail in the eye.
     
    OSF, Dec 14, 2004
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  27. Peanuts

    Peanuts Nutz

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    wtf?lol :D

    What kind of water and shower do you have?

    Your right about one thing. It can be dangerous falling in the shower. I did that and I was by myself. It was extremely funny after the fact but I fell and then hit my head on the sink and toilet. I damn near caused a cuncussion.
    I didn't think of that fact in my last post.

    Tell him to come out of the shower and then attack him. Maybe say something to him first.
     
    Peanuts, Dec 14, 2004
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  29. Rebel_1

    Rebel_1 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL, I CANT STOP LAUGHING!
     
    Rebel_1, Dec 14, 2004
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  31. thehipsterdufus

    thehipsterdufus Member

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    novice ;)
     
    thehipsterdufus, Dec 14, 2004
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  33. barefoot hippie

    barefoot hippie Member

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    hahahahaha :D
     
    barefoot hippie, Dec 14, 2004
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  35. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

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    ....next time hold back some of the details
     
    whispers, Dec 14, 2004
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  37. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

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    just tell him he has to pay the fee before he can use the shower
     
    whispers, Dec 14, 2004
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