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Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by barefoot hippie, Dec 14, 2004.

  1. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

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    HAHAHA! :D


    I love it when I write things I don't mean to. :D
     
  2. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

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    You must have a low sex drive...
     
  3. Strawberry_Fields_Fo

    Strawberry_Fields_Fo RN

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    It still makes me sad :(

    You know what else is sad? Approximately 30% of women in the US have never had an orgasm. Doesn't that make you want to cry? :(
     
  4. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

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    OH MY GOD!!! :(


    Those poor women... :(
     
  5. barefoot hippie

    barefoot hippie Member

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    its not that i have a low sex drive
    i get horny all the time just like any other person im a little horny right now :D
    its just i much perfer it when theres someone there that can get me off and that i can get off too
     
  6. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

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    Haha, how the hell is that possible? I'm sure the statistic of women who masturbate is higher than 70% (right?). So, that would mean that a lot of women have no idea what they're doing. :p
     
  7. Strawberry_Fields_Fo

    Strawberry_Fields_Fo RN

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    You know what I think your problem is? You're LAZY! For god sakes woman, you're too lazy to move your fingers! What? Are you afraid of Carpol Tunnel Syndrome? Get a hand brace! :D
     
  8. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

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    That's really sad.

    It's not that hard... :D
     
  9. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

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    Well, I think most people would prefer that... but you can't always get that. So, I don't see how you're not going insane.

    Plus, I'm sure a girl can do herself much better than a guy can. (Heh, I'm sure Kate will fill us in on this issue. :D )
     
  10. Strawberry_Fields_Fo

    Strawberry_Fields_Fo RN

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    I've heard it's only about 40% of women that masturbate (98% of men do :D ). I have a friend who has sex, masturbates and everything and she just can't make it all the way. Sad but true.
     
  11. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

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    It's been proven, women often find masturabation much more satisfying than sex with a partner.

    Science, baby. :D
     
  12. Strawberry_Fields_Fo

    Strawberry_Fields_Fo RN

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    You know me all too well, Derek!

    I've been masturbating since I was 6 years old--Beat that! :H :D
     
  13. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

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    Holy shite.

    Let's build her a shrine! :D
     
  14. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

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    Wow, 40%? Hmm, I thought that some guy took a survey way, way back and found much higher statistics than that... oh well.

    That would suck to never have an orgasm. :(
     
  15. barefoot hippie

    barefoot hippie Member

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    i just love human interaction
    these forums the computer shit and msn is really what makes me go insane
    i love people
     
  16. Strawberry_Fields_Fo

    Strawberry_Fields_Fo RN

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    OMG!! YES!!! Someone make a Masturbation Shrine for me to put in my sig!! :D
     
  17. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

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    Haha, I cannot beat that. You are a masturbation queen, Kate. [​IMG]
     
  18. barefoot hippie

    barefoot hippie Member

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    yeah i think we should build a shrine that would be awesome
    ive got some popsicle sticks it could work man
     
  19. Strawberry_Fields_Fo

    Strawberry_Fields_Fo RN

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    Yes, and I want a giant vibrator to use as my cane. And for a crown, I want an upside-down top hat filled with lube!!:D
     
  20. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

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    That sounds just grand! :D
     
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