Larger vagina & thinner penis - we can't feel each other! :S

Wow, that sucks for you. I'm glad I don't have a small penis, that would fucking suck BIG TIME. It also sounds like your loose as shit, time to do some kegels!

Did i read that right, his penis AND balls go into your loose vag? Wow just WOW...

 

You sound like an asshole.

 

There are dildos that you can buy that fit on like condoms to give him some extra girth. Don't know how practical they are

 

There is actually a surgery that you can have that will 'tighten' your vagina. I would suggest you look into this. After the surgery, you won't be able to have sex for a little while, but I think you will find that it is worth it. What it will do is take tissues that are already in your vagina and rearrange them so that it will feel tighter, so that you and him will be more likely to feel what is going on down there

Hope this helps.

 

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HAHA! They better start putting their nickles and dimes together so she can get a vaginoplasti...

 

That's what I was thinking.

 

I know it is expensive, but there are surgeries you can do to increase length and girth. Might be worth looking into.

 

what about chinese shrink cream? you can get it at most adult stores and pretty much all online adult stores. or liquid virgin....i don't know how well that one works but i recommend the chinese shrink cream for all women that have had more than a few babies to get things nice and tight before the kegals pay off.

 

Love & Sex thread necromancy is always good for some lulz.

 

Necro for spam too!!

 

Get some ben-wa balls to help with the kegels, they will help you get a feel for how hard you should squeeze your pc muscles when not having intercourse. Also, get him a cock ring that fits snug, so he remains hard as a rock.

And if he doesn't mind, penis-extenders can work wonders.

 

And This Ladies And Gentlemen Is How She Earned The

Nickname....."The Grand Canyon"....

I'm Quite Surprised He Didn't Fall In As Well...



Cheers Glen.

 

I wonder if everyones advice helped the happy couple.

I wonder if the guy was mortified to sit beside her while she posted about his small penis and testicles.

I wonder how the hell his testicles just slipped into her vajayjay. thats so odd.

There should be a reunion for this thread. Inquiring minds want to know how they resolved the issue of his small girth/her ultra wide vagina.

I wonder if she ever told him the reason her vagina is so big is because she had 236 partners before him.

 

stop the shit with kegel . kegel work only in men . and most effectly you have to shove it in your ass for better results / kegel for woman are only for after birth of child . don't do kegel bad for you . the size - your normal , you have big vagina , that is what you have .
he is slim you are wide . take the fact . what he can do . fingers ,oral or buy a dildo .
sorry but this is real life .

 

maybe twizzler dick isn't your soulmate, after all....

 

you are mean and naughty

 

Some of the replies on this thread made me actually lol.

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Look into getting a penis pump, they work I have a buddy who got one, and he said that his length improved just a little, but his girth was immense improvement.

 

And we still don't know if his balls were the size of her index fingernail or if she was just terribly confused!

 

This is the best thread I will ever read.Straight cashed out early. Woke my roommates up laughing to myself out loud like a madman.