New Holidays - You invent em, we celebrate!

Society is bored. We have the same holidays every damn year and, frankly, we are sick of them.

Time for some new ones.

Suggested details: (1) The date of your proposed holiday, (2) famous, infamous or otherwise extraordinary persons associated with the holiday if the name of it does not make that clear, (3) a symbol, logo, graphic of some sort
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McDeath Day

McDonalds had been polluting the Earth's environment and helping to make humans obese and smelly for many years until one day the naked activists of (NSFW) Femen initiated a worldwide movement to execute the marketing clown Ronald McDonald. What started out as guerilla activism spurred a worldwide reaction. In every country where McDonalds was operating, nude activists descended on the franchise stores and burned them to the ground. These weren't Femen regulars but spontaneous groups of people who had had enough of McDonalds and longed for a healthy alternative.

Since that glorious event governments of the world were forced by referendum to recognize May 18 as McDeath Day and designate it a national holiday.


International McDeath Day symbol

 

National 'Love Day' on February 14th, I'll let you fill in the gaps, but let's ALL Feel The Love...