Has anyone got to unload on a prick with a perfect comment? Here's mine to a smart-ass retail person. I asked him where something was in the store and he said something like-"if you'd bother to look around--you might find it." Then mumbled as he turned away-"I doubt it tho". The hackles went up and I said-"hey--do you like apples"? He said-"yes,of course",petulantly. I said "well fuck you--how do you like them apples"? He turned red and moved away and I left in triumph!! :sunny: It's an old line,but works quite well.
Go full sociopath on his retail ass and send him a jar of apple sauce every week. Make that shit count.
I worked at a gas station/retail store on the US-Canadian border. We had alot of Canadian customers coming in on a regular basis. This one particular guy was a real pain in the butt. Very rude and obnoxious. One day he was rifling through a wad of American money. I could see he was getting frustrated. He says, "I can never tell what bill is what, all your money is the same color." I says, "Well we can read numbers so we don't have that problem."
