Me

I am for sale. I sale at the price of $300,000. Can you afford me? I'd make a great gift. :mickey:

 

But you've set yourself up as a purchase.

 

If you were to purchase yourself would you have to pay?

 

The trafficking of humans is frowned upon by Hip Forums Administration.

 

well, you haven't told us your selling points? r u worth this? what can u do?

Simon :sunny:

 

what kinda gift...birthday...christmas...anniversary ?

 

What makes you worth that much ?

 

Most of the people I know are do-it-yourselfers and probably wouldn't be interested in a fully assembled human adult. A little pricey- perhaps you could send free samples...