I hate mother nature (kind of tmi for men lol)

Oh fuck this just happened to me and my ............well okay booty call hahaha I been so busy that when we both had time........ i got mine too.

I did mega research on this and here are some tips

LEMONS, eat some fresh lemons before hand and that will slow/stop for a few hours!

They also made this new thing (in Canada anyways) for periods
it's simular to the sponge, its a cup that goes around your cervix
and blocks any fluid leackage, I tried and works like a charm

just make sure you buy one with a small rim, i bought two and one had
a big rim that he would notice inside.

ALSO
if n ot that , then a sea sponge
(google it)

happy Vday humping

 

uke:
I don't have a problem with having sex with a bleeding vagina....but this grosses me out.

 

what part of it is gross?
dont do all of them lol chose one

 

Dammmmiiitttttt!!! I just got it. I am seeing him on Friday and staying until Sunday afternoon. I just hope it gets light enough by Saturday that he won't be too grossed out to fuck me. If he won't, I'll tell him "Alright, I'll just get my tubes tied so I won't bleed when you want to have sex, but then no children. Sorry! That's what you get for being selfish "

 

he must not want you that bad...I never heard a guy turn down sex because of a little blood.

 

forealz.

 

It looks that way but it's not the case. He's been talking about how much he misses making love to me and he can't wait to do it again and then I got my period and he's like...ugh that sucks. He doesn't come out and say it's gross but he said "it won't be as nice"

If he wants me then he's going to fuck me anyway. I'll see to it. He gets hard just looking at me, he won't be able to resist.

 

shower is the best

if you don't look down, you won't even know it was there

And if you do it's your own damn fault cause you knew it was there

 

Ok ,

If you are on the pill don't take the "sugar" pills and start a new pack no period.



But seeing as that is too late lol, why not douche before hand. A rinse out and .... bam.


Or get the iud I don't get one of those periods anymore lol

 

ok...I can understand where he is coming from. It isn't as nice because you have to worry about getting blood everywhere.

 

it's still nicer than masturbating.

 

Yep. My point exactly. Do you want pussy or do you want hand? Take your pick.

 

Just do idb/reverse cowgirl combo, standard procedure for a situation like this.
Pros: You can flog your clit and get yourself off, there won't be any blood anywhere, he gets to put it in your ass, you both have a good time.
Cons: None.

 

Flogging a clit sounds painful.

 

You just seemed like that kind of girl ;-) I keed, I keed.
Rub it out in whatever way gives you the most pleasure.

 

How are those promise rings looking now?

I dont say that to be a bitch, well ok maybe just a little , just that that kind of thing useless in the end as you all end up worse than the guys. And theres no use trying to hide it, just cos they might never say anything doesnt mean they are dumb enough to not know why you are cranky all the time

19/20 Promise rings sound like a good idea, by 25 you'll be like what the hell was that.

Welcome to the age of the angry beaver

 

you should give him head or he's gonna get pissed. believe me

 

^^^Ive been with a guy like that before... Fuck guys like that!

 

sorry, but that is 99% of guys, i dont care what they might say online. maybe not outwardly mad, but withholding sexually creates problems

 

lol I'm already thinking what the hell was that. I feel like we're an old married couple.

I really doubt he's that kind of guy but if he is secretly mad because he expected to get off without getting me off, he can kiss my ass!