Valentines day, Get Drunk with me!

Violets are red
Roses are blue
Glen is my love
and I am hers too
Queen is my drinker
so that makes me the thinker
Rhyming aint to so hard
Its as easy as .....

Orison likes squirells
I like expensive pearls
she likes the purple ones
I prefer the green
and when you get to the end
it wont be poetry it seems
drowing in liquer for all to see
how lonely valentines day can really be
I am not a drunk and I am not depressed
I am just have a few thinkgs *Hiccup* to get off my chest
I dont need a date
Cause I would rather feel great
you drag me down
everytime You fill your plate
Why must I pay
why cant we just fuck?
Its the same as prostitution
except you dont like the nuts
This may be raw and out of your taste
but tis is the truth
without it
its like a turkey without baste
or a tooth without its paste
Too all you women that are into me
only 1 person I like and they are my bride to be
Glen is my love she is my only 1
because she was my valentine
when I was lonesome

 

Of course it is. we dont need people.

And I think you rhymed earlier about wine and tequila...... Holy shit I am drunk :rofl: BUT I NEED MOARRR

 

Don't we all ( I managed to spell that one right!!!!)

 

This thread is the bomb, I rated it excellent just because I can dammit!!!!

 

yeeeesss! I wish more people would come. I guess we are just loners. but u know what, I am ok with it.

 

Happy Valentines day everybody.from a sober! drunk. ha! ha!:love:

 

Bottoms up people. Happy valentines to all you lonely hearts. Fill the empty space with wine.

 

Hungover... ugh

 

there is no reason to mope

For men, Valentine's Day is THE BEST day of the year to be single. It means you don't have to go buy overpriced flowers, candy, and dinner for your gf or wife. And of course, men do these things not because they want to for the most part, but because there's hell to pay if you don't.

go whine about being single *any other day* but Valentine's Day

Today is a day to be glad that you are not in some shit/hell relationship, or in the middle of a really nasty divorce.

 

nice poem..

 

There is far more to whine about in a relationship than out. Happy singles day to those unattached and loving it. Im one of the 30% of women that would prefer a dog. Im very surprised that it's not 30% that prefer a man. Sorry guys but this girl has had her life destroyed by the men in it. I speak for myself. peace.

 

i wonder what's wrong with me, that i can still spell words even when i'm drunk.

yeah, but i think that's illegal outside of porn.

 

that a majority of people i've encountered online use alcohol as an excuse to ignore their web browsers' built-in spell-check function.

 

I am using opera, it does not support such a "Spell check majigger" What would I have to gain by having your appoval on my spelling. Your a stranger on teh internet.

 

No Spellcheck Here, Never Have, Never Will, When It Comes To Spelling

I Do All My Own Stunts Without A Safety Harness....



Cheers Glen.

 

nothing that i'm aware of. i don't think i even mentioned my approval as a factor here. i have just noticed throughout the years, even before i had a spell-checking browser, that people tend to announce being drunk and then proceed to make horribly misspelled posts, whereas if i look back through my most drunken posts, even if i post stupid drunken statements they are still generally spelled right.

 

I believe my spelling wasnt too far off. But It seems to me like your claiming I wasnt drunk. Again, what would I have to gain from accting like I am drunk?

 

1) you are being really unnecessarily defensive. at no point did i state that i was referring specifically to you. there were a couple posts where your spelling was off, and a couple posts where others' spelling was off, and it made me think about something i've witnessed over the years so i commented on it.

2) where in the hell did i claim that you weren't drunk?