Ahhhh...

I have just layeth a divine fart from my infinite ass. It sure feeleth good.

Just so you know that the ozone layer will melt a little moreth.

Dad.

 

...and that cows don't have anything to do with it...

 

Fuck God.

 

I thought I heard some thunder...............

 

haha ohhhh so are you the one causing this thuder storm outside???

 

nah... It's the devil's forge that is creating the thunderstorm

 

yeah... fuck god and his son! fuck them both