Is there anybody out there?

Can anyone give me info/advice on how to recruit a person to smoke(or just stay with me while) marijuana with me?
I am sensitive to marijuana and I don't feel safe enough around my friends to recruit them.
I live in L.A. and am a 49 yr. old male who feels this would be the right time to continue my sensuous/intellectual/spiritual bouts with marijuana that I discontinued because of extreme sensitivity to it.

 

Sorry LAGoff. I cannot help you.

 

Im not sure I understand the question.

 

Try CraigsList.... im sure you can find dudes to give you massages and buttsecks while you get high

 

Tried it. All I got was prostitutes.
I don't blame you for thinking so, as the level of cynicism and mistrust is so high that I'm as fool even to think I'd get a pure response.
I should be squatting on a magic mushroom waiting for a guide- which means I'll be waiting forever, unless I want butt sex with my shroom. To quote Floyd: "Is there any [butt sex] out there?" Yes! "Is there any body out there?" Still waiting for a response other than "I cant help you"/"dont understand your question"/"would you like butt sex with your bud, buddy?"

Dreamer... you stupid little dreamer... can you put your thumb up your butt... dreamer

 

Yes you can, I just looked it up in english and it's called 'shanghaiing'