Women (and girls) expecting their guy to be sex gods

Is that a hollywood script vanilla? Lot of assumptions in there. You a cashed up crusty? Bit of a generalisation eh? Peace bro.

 

Yes, total fantasy land, I must of spent the last couple decades hallucinating.

You do get though that eventually the rest of them work it out, takes them forever, but they do, and end up paying you all back for it X10, not that your grandmas are ever going to warn you

 

Also, guys dont know this, but all girls attend secret night classes where they are taught how to suck the fun out of everything. Once they achieve diploma level, they just have to walk into a room and jooooop all fun gets sucked into the same vortex the tv remote and socks go through

 

spinster.

 

I remember that. In the fifth grade they took all the girls into a class room and wouldn't let any of the boys go.

 

Thats why i think sock disappearance has increased since that American Pie movie came out, girls saw that, thought we cant have that, how do we control them if they are doing that?, we cant control the internet, but we can hide their socks.......muuuhahahahaha

 

Spoken like a true lesbian Yoda

 

Oh, I think there are plenty of us out here who expect it to suck... and no where interesting.

 

Thank God there are still some normal women out there.

 

mmmm sex gods......

 

-Drool-

 

It's all about expectations ....

 

In my experience men are about as godly as I want them to be sexually. So as long as I *WANT* them to be,


they are

 

Beautiful point.

 

I'm as sexy as my hot, Italian man ........... ok, maybe a bit more :rofl:

 

don't even worry about it they're the ones that won't be as satisfied as the honest people. another thing people don't think about is some people are bad at sex with eachother but not sex with everyone.

I've been really bad with some people and really good with others, depends on chemistry, interest, attraction, and feelings.

 

omg, dont even begin the "compare" thingy......... very few can get me there with their oral talents.

 

males, good at sex they are not.

lesbian you must become

mmmmmmmmm???????

 

im a sexual athelete i always come first!

 

Idk, but all I really wanna say on this topic is that in my experience I'm always happy w a guy if the guy cares about making me happy and usually I'm just like "eh whatever" if the guy is selfish/only worried about himself getting off... I have not been w the second kind of guy since I was way, way younger (like 18) and I think the second kind of guy usually tends to be young guys (like under age 20) but yeah... as long as the guy cares about not just himself things are fine...