Weird shit you do when high?

I remember one time crossing the road with my friend and then randomly charging through the CVS like i'm going into battle or something. War crys and all, then I got the fuck out of there.

 

AND when I go out to shopping centers High.... every one around me look like zombies but don't realise I'm a full blooded alive human being... which makes me think I'am already one of them.
Then I realise I have mind fuck'd myself the whole time I was in the shopping center.

 

We watched a cow take a shit once. We laughed till we cried lmao

 

^ ROFL!!!!!!!
Epic!

 

I quickly climb up the next tree to talk to that squirrel.

 

Sry.. I was responding to ginger.

 

oh lol

 

i pretty much do weird things everytime! once i pet a cat for like an hour to the beat a song and i felt i couldnt stop because i was a form of meditation for the cat and we were a connection that couldnt be broken haha.

 

Troll chat rooms.. Always hilarious..

Don't worry hipchat yer not on my list. Lulz

 

haha! I do this all the time with my dog! I can't stop petting her when high, especially when musics involved.

I remember i was soo baked one day, that i was holding my dog, and i got so distracted by something that i ended up just dropping her without even realizing, i felt so bad! weed + holding dogs don't mix... haha!

 

I used to see toads everywhere when I was outside. Once there was one that was the size of a frikin basket ball. I kicked the hell out of it too. Turns out it was just a big rock and I broke my toe. ha ha. Good times

 

Haha! must be some pretty strong weed

 

Everytime i'm walking home while stoned, i feel as if i'm flying if i close my eyes. Or if i look at the floor, it feels like i'm extremely high up, like in a plane, looking down at earth, and all the little cracks in the pavement are like the roads, and all the peices of grass and weeds growing between the pavement look like little trees... its like i'm looking down at earth from a birds eye few, it alwaays happens...

anyways, i'm about to go smoke now and listen to some slow psychedelic trance shit while eating some extremely fudgey brownies...

 

I like to torture others with weird music when im high, like ween or meat puppets

 

Well that was when I first started smoking. It's been a while since I've seen anything really good. But I still have a fondness for toads.

 

Lmao i just had to youtube "meat puppets" just to see how weird it was, now i'm sitting here listening to a bunch of their songs...

 

I was smoking in my room, until i got so baked that i didn't want to move, i just wanted to fall asleep. And i was so extremely paranoid, so i didn't want to have to leave my room, so i ended up putting the ashes on a plate that was lying on my floor instead of leaving my room to dispose of them properly. But then i thought "well if somebody sees this they'll wonder why there are ashes there.. and be suspicious" so i decided to take the risk of leaving my room, but... i didn't bring the ashes with me, which was the whole purpose of me doing this. Instead, i came back up to my room, with an onion...? I thought it would be a good idea to wipe up the ashes with an onion.. (i dont even know...) anyways, after wiping it all up, i stood there now thinking.. "hm.. what do i do with this ash covered onion now..." *facepalm* i forget what happened after that... i was way to high

 

i tend to over-talk. i'm telling a story and i start adding information that has nothing to do with the story anymore.
i also tend to feel very watched, PARANOIA, MAAAAAN.

 

That is fucking awesome!

 

Last weird thing I did high was take photos of myself naked... Hahaha I have no idea why but fuck it felt good