Has anyone ever..

Some random guy walked into your house and sold you drugs? good times

 

Lmao, ikr. It was beyond freaky at first, i open the door for this guy and he just stands there for ever, trying to make random small talk. So i was a bit confused, and as he continued to talk he kept commenting on the things in my house "oh nice walls, i love the color" and each time he'd slowly move in a bit, but at a certain point i stopped moving backwards to allow him in. So he asked me if he could use our phone, so i kept making excuses "Oh, sorry our phone isn't working.." until he finally convinced me to let him use it, but i didn't want to bring him inside... so i told him to wait there while i get it. By the time i got back, he was already in our living room laying on our couch.

The first thing he asked me when i saw him was "do you smoke?" assuming he meant weed, seeing as how he reeked of it. I said no, because i had no clue who he was, who knows, it could have been a cop or a parents friend trying to get information. I then started to talk to him for hours on end, about schooling and the education system, music, guitars, and life in general. By the time he stops talking and gets ready to leave, he stops one more time. "Do you smoke now?" he asked, then whipped out a baggie of weed. I then bought the cheapest 1/8th i've ever seen.

 

Yep and they are the best dealers around, good prices, quality and quantity! Older people just know how to do it right!! lol

 

Well depends on what you consider "old". My current caregiver is near 40, but I swear he looks 30. He is cool as hell, plays in a jam band, long haired carpenter. Basically the exact type of guy you would think has good drugs lol. He gives me a free oz every harvest just for having him signed up as a caregiver. Plus most times he throws in a gram or two of bubble hash even though I don't ask for it.

 

Some people have all the luck

 

I wouldn't consider him old at all. But I sure as hell am jealous. It's always the opposite for my dealers: pay the fee, get a gram less than what you paid for.

 

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I used to deal with that before I got my medical card. With the semi-legal status out here, people have to treat it like a "real" business. It's a very competive market, there are dozens of shops all over town, and especially in one area about 20 min from my house. People call it Little Amsterdam because some blocks there are 2 or 3 dispenseres within walking distance of one another.

 

i need to move to this "little amsterdam".

But yeah i've def gotten buds off of old heads. I don't really have "dealers" though, just people I chill with or cross paths with happen to have this or that.