Make another absurd accusation about the poster above you

Steal's chocolate from children XD

 

Steals children from maternity hospitals ; )

 

Does strange sacricfice rituals with chocoholics in they're dreams!! And plans of acting them out tomarrow.

 

Damnit, How'd you find out!?

^ Secretly wants to be a part of the sacrifice rituals, but is too shy to ask.

 

^ Want's to try to persude me into confession? XD; NEVA!

 

Has a used sock and sweaty armpit sniffing fetish.

 

stole my fishnet stockings

 

used to rob banks, but after losing her fishnet stockings, is now out of a job.

 

used to be a bank security guard, until that fatal holdup day

 

took first place in the annual bog snorkelling race thats held in his local village

 

Is hiding something VERY eeevil from me...What are you hiding? XD;

 

Thats for me to know and you to find out


^ is an accomplished sleep walker..

 

Is a CIA cyber-spy,trying to sniff out the illegal doings of Hip Forums members.

 

Is planning to turn peace sign into jail cells soo they can trap us all! Which may or may not be soo bad. 0.o; Maybe...UNLESS THEY'RE FIREY PAINFUL HELL-LIKE JAIL CELLS XD muawahahahahaha...*coughcough*

 

recently mastered the art of juggling with a single ball

 

is actually a man pretending to be a needy woman in order to lure people into his fucked up sex games




oh wait these were supposed to be absurd?

 

Is really Michelle Obama, passing herself off as a normal person in order to get away from the pressures of being First Lady from time to time

 

Can't tell the difference between a frank and a wiener...

 

Is called frank and likes to talk to his wiener.

 

Knows because she is my love-slave