dog electricty; is it the power to move

I would have posted this in the bullshit forum but i was preety stoned when i asked my self this question.

when dogs use there hind legs to scracth the back of there neck do they create enough energy to give power to anything low such as a light bulb?

I dont know seemed like a fun question. lol.

fuck im mad. i want to be doing it old school and whoppin ass in conkers bad fur day(but i dont have my n64 adapters n shit) cause college classes were canceled and they wont let me at liest go in for work and im real bored and stoned.

 

he said you can do it doggie style and power the lights..

 

I bet you they totally could. have you ever been kicked by a dog chillin next to you and then all of a sudden its like "thwapthwapthwapthwapthwap"? That shit can hurt. they put some force and speed behind that leg motion and if you tied a gear mechanism to it that turns a motor fed into a capacitor or battery, there's your electricity.

 

I think this thread deserves another look...

 

And it's still not the most epic necropost of the day lol

 

Yeah, I bet it'd work. Like a hamster wheel type thing. But I don't think they'd be able to keep doing that long enough to sustain power, so it doesn't really matter.

 

My woman says I'm usually wasting electricity when I lay around and scratch myself.