Hey howdy. Just giving a few tips for those of you who work at convience stores. No doubt from your job you have seen how disgusting and pig-like Americans really are. Some customers don't even acknowledge your existence. Well, here's a few tips I'd like to share with you, if you're someone who works at a convience store. Be rude and impolite and count change very slowly. The more you piss off customers, the less of them you'll have to deal with. And don't worry about getting fired, always wear a nice smile on your face. And learn how to say "Have a nice day" when what you're really saying is "Go fuck yourself you piece of shit". Working at convience stores can be an interesting experience. If nothing else, it is very entertaining, and also serves as an alter where you can vent your contempt towards your fellow man.
you should tell some people "Your money's no good here" and swat it into thier faces i am only kidding, no contempt.
Nah I went to work yesterday and enjoyed it again. I spoke robotically to the customers, and just for my own entertainment, I said "How was your day?" to all of the young pretty mexican girls who come in.
We put a sound effects tape of nothing but farting and laughter into store sound system once. Played it at a fairly minimal volume but just audible enough to hear. Then pretended like nothing was going on.
Pizza Hut and the YUM! corporation taught me to respect the customers for it is because of them that i have a job. "And Swanny taught us to respect the National Health Service for it was the source of most of our gear." if any one can name that movie i will say AYEYEYEAHAHAEEYYYYY! and GOD... hahaha, i will visit you at that 7-11 and drive those fuckers away.
Nah don't bother, I quit that shithole job, haha! Got sick and tired of having to take shit from fucking morons all day.
Working in the ol C store, been there done that. ALot of hot chicks, drunk chicks and just plain drunks. Hmm seems I was drunk working there a few times too. Grin and bare it, your the true infrastructure to America. You supply us fuel and garbage food to get all teh doctors and lawyers and such to and from work.
Nah fuck it. I'd rather work at fucking Wal-Mart than 7-Eleven, because at least there, you don't have to deal constantly with customers.
hmnnn. some of the places I worked it wasn't just the customers, it was also the management. One night, almost got robbed. The only comment the area manager had was that if he catches me on tape not wearing my apron again he'll suspend me. yeah, I quit right after I rubbed ever last apron around on the cooler floor, y'know up under the soda racks and hung them back up in the back.
You should have stolen a bunch of cigarettes, jerked off onto the donuts, poisoned the fucking hot dogs, tore the stock room apart, and demolished the bottles in the cooler, and then wrote "Fuck you" on the inkboard. That would have been appropriate.
^ indeed, I thought of many similar things but decided I'd rather have the money from my last paycheck. I did, I forgot to mention, however re-arrange the lettering on a sign out front to say 'have a nice dick' it was quick and simple and easily done.
hahahahahaha. Hey man, i'll see ya. I'm getting banned, HAHAHAHA!!! IM me on Yahoo sometimes at Muscles598
