I learned I don't look like the photos on my driver's license or health card, and even though I have 3 pieces of photo ID + a social insurance card/CAA card with the exact same name and address on them, that's not enough proof that I am infact myself.
i learned that we had a birthday rental at work today, and that there's a lot of mansions up in a field nearby that i didn't know about before, and that we're missing a key at work, and that a girl i know is taking a class where the professor doesn't provide enough information, and that draining two sinks at once at my other job is what is causing the floor drain to back up, and probably hundreds of other trivial facts that no one, including myself, actually cares about.
i learned that the pidgin english for "my large boat is irreperably damaged" is: "bigbot blongmi bugrup. finish." awesome language. also the pidgin english for "piano" is apparently "old man in ma house, you hit him white teeth he laugh, you hit him black teeth, he cry." didnt learn that today, but its still cool.
My sister is fully able to clean cat shit off of the floor. She told me she'd cleaned it earlier this morning and I honestly assumed I must have slipped into a coma or was hallucinating or something. She NEVER cleans cat shit.
I learned about the Carrington Event of 1859, which was the largest solar storm ever recorded. From ice cores we can tell that really large solar storms happen every 500 years, and if it happened it would tear up satellites. The Carrington Event had a major effect on telegraph lines. I think it would be funny if that sort of thing arbitrarily happened on December 21st.
That couples should keep their private disagreements to themselves and not air them at friendly get together's with mutual friends. Not cool.
I learned that if iam sleeping...iam sleeping...you cannot get me out of bed..its scary crazy lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUhSIoEQtSY"]Michael Jackson - Blame It On The Boogie - YouTube