How did you meet your dealer?

I was out walking around town, looking for a nice place to light up, when suddenly it began to pour. It was the heaviest rain I've seen in a long time, so i decided to find some sort of shelter i could hide under, so my bowl wouldn't get soaked

After a while i came across this little parking lot beside a dental office, the parking lot was covered! So i ran in there, but it was also very windy and i was unable to get the lighter lit... So, without even thinking, i turned around facing the wall, and had my back open to the road, while having headphones in! (it wasn't a very busy road, but still a stupid idea because i wouldn't be able to see or hear if a cop or somebody else came up behind me, i don't even know why i didn't take my headphones out...)

Anyways, i finished my bowl and turned around. To my surprise, there were these two girls standing there behind me laughing, they obviously knew what i was doing. They seemed a bit younger than me though, like 15-16. They told me to come with me, so being as naive as i am... i did.

They brought me around to the side of this dental office i was near, and they began opening the side door, and there were these two guys inside, but they seemed a bit younger... 14-15. At this point, everything seemed a little sketchy. Then, they whipped out their bowl and started passing it around, so i decided to stay... (free weed )

I then heard a bunch of walking around and talking coming from up above us, it was then i realized... "Oh shit, did we just break into this dental office?" I then got quite paranoid, because i was thinking they would smell the weed and come down, or worse... call the cops.

After a few minutes and a few tokes, i made up some excuse of having to leave... But my own stash of weed was pretty low, and i had no dealer whatsoever, so i asked them to hook me up with theres... and surprisingly they did! He had the number memorized, so i thought he was just bullshitting me and giving me some random number, but i decided to try it anyways and it worked!

That's how i got my first actual dealer, how about you guys?

 

Although i don't personally believe anyone under 16 should smoke weed, and all these kids were under 16... it ended up being a good experience anyways, not only did i gain a dealer... i also saved my ass in the future

I was walking through this sketchy part of town a few weeks back, and it was night so not many "witnesses" were out, which makes everything a little more creepy. When all of a sudden i saw this group of people ahead of, people my age. But their were about 6-7 of them, and just one of me...

But i hate to back down from anything, so instead of turning and taking a different route home, i decided to just continue on and go straight. As i was getting closer and closer, all the guys in the group were eyeing me down, as i continued on. Then these two massive black guys that spoke some form of african (i'm assuming) mumbled something african (also assuming) as i walked by, so i turned and looked. As i turned though, they all stiffened up as if they were about to get ready to fight! So i turned around again quickly to leave, thinking "oh my god, they're going to jump me..." when suddenly, one of the girls that caught me smoking and brought me to the dental office yelled out "Hey, i know you!" then i started to laugh from relief, and she came over to talk to me.

It's crazy how she remembered me though, it being months later... and dark. Anyways, i thought it was pretty interesting

 

My current dealer has been a friend of mine for over a decade. I only started buying from him in this last year or so. I need to find someone closer cuz he's an hour away, I asked some friends that smoke up too...but they wouldn't tell me who theirs is cuz they were broke -the kicker is he's in town!!! Gah!!! I live in a small town...so that is a big deal!

 

I met my dealer through craigslist.. I just wanted a blowjob

 

foodservice is a GOLDMINE

 

yup... i've never really had to "find" a dealer... more often than not.. they've all been co-workers

 

Lucky you guys, I've always had to find my own dealers lol

People have randomly come up to me and sold/offered me weed though, a few times. But i wouldn't classify them as a dealer

 

Went to school with the kid

 

I knew mine before kindergarten........

 

He was my good friend's dealer before I started smoking, and once my friend introduced me to the herb I just started buying from him!

 

I'll never tell

 

I usually have near a 1/2 dozen people I can get foolish dime bags from. I used to use this one guy for foolish dime bags thru a middle person. I know he has weight but I only used the middle person for about 2yrs. one day I couldnt find shit but dirt.. and was like not really trying to do the dime things and the middle person wasnt around. so I went to dudes house with a flat tire on my car down the street. which wasnt flat at all. I just used that story to knock on dudes door. he did know me and when I asked him for a ride to get some fixaflat id pay him 20bucks for the jitney. during the ride I asked him if he had some weed, and scored and 1/2 been doing 1/2s and O's ever since.:2thumbsup:

 

at the gas station I worked at, but I am on the opposite side of the relation now

 

one of my dealers and I share a terrible ex-girlfriend and we like to have bitching festivals about how much we hate her. Its just great.

 

Years ago, one of our best friends worked at the Pizza Hut in town and he got his smoke from one of the delivery drivers. It was so awesome when he was delivering, too, what a perfect disguise for a weed dealer. But yup...a little more than 5 years and he's still fucking awesome. I used to keep like 4 different people lined up in case I couldn't find any, but with this guy, if he doesn't have any, it's dry and you're shit out of luck. That's happened once. Dude is awesome.

 

^ haha that's pretty awesome, seems as if pizza places are filled with potheads the pizzahut down the street from where i live probably sells more weed than pizza! i wanted to get a job there so badly... but never ended up getting around to it, maybe this summer

 

dealer? whats that?

 

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Moving from Philly down to North GA was a bit difficult in regards to finding new connections, but i have.....how i met my first bud dealer since moving down here is an odd story actually.

I was with TNS, and we were tripping on 2C-E pretty damn well may i add. We had ventured to this MASSIVE mall for some shenanigans and this girl came up to us and asked for a cigarette. TNS obliged and we asked the female if she wanted to smoke some shitty 'spice' with us. I got her telephone number and a day or two later gave her a call to see if she could help me find some nuggatory and she came through with her ex-boyfriend, who is now a great friend of mine and a quality dealer. lol

 

lol. He doesn't deliver anymore. He's now a sandwich artist at Subway.