How do you know hippies have been to your house?

an oldie but a goodie...what say you?

 

I Can't Find My Much Loved And Admired Tye-Dye Shirt....



Cheers Glen.

 

I Can't Find My Much Loved And Admired Wine Collection....



Cheers Glen.

 

Can't Find My Much Loved And Admired 3kg Box Of Baking Soda

I Use To Wash My Dreads....



Cheers Glen.

 

They're still there.

 

-while vacuuming the floor, looks under couch to look for dust bunnies-

''What the hell is an entire strip of albert hoffman bicycle blotters and a pair of birkenstocks doing under my damn couch?''

 

ding ding ding

where do you hide your money when the hippies are coming over?

 

Under The Soap....



Cheers Glen.

 

Where do you hide the pot when the hippies are coming over?

 

for some reason you cant get these lyrics out of your head..


This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius
The age of Aquarius

Aquarius
Aquarius

 

In The Cupboard Where I Keep My Hair Clippers, Lice Treatment, And Shampoo....



Cheers Glen.

 

Where do you hide your pot when the hippies are coming over?

just give it up, that's impossible



When do hippies finally leave your house?

 

My cushions smell like farm-fresh ass.

 

In their Work Boots.

Under the job application.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Why would anyone do such a thing? Where's the love?

 

When all the hardwood in the house is torn up and replaced with carpets 'cause they're "groovy"

 

When the phone bill arrives.

 

my jar of peanut butter is gone

 

Somebody ate my porridge.

 

Everything not labeled organic is in the trash out back.