I'm gettin tired of this

Every time I see a squirrel I wave like hell and yell "Hey Orison". They just look at me with a dumbass expression and keep on chompin their nuts. People around me all start moving away, grabbing their kids and leaving. WTF

Does this happen to anybody else?

 

All the fuckin' time.

 

Dude I do the same damn shit! I will never look at a squirrel the same again. I just wanna pick it up and give it a hug and smoke it out

 

guilty!

 

Y'all crazy lmao

 

I think some of you are crazier than I am..

 

It is hard to see a squirrel and not think of orison.

 

I keep hoping the squirrels in my attic will drop a nugget through my window.....

 

I don't have squirrels in my attic but I do have bats in my belfry.

 

Yes, but I don't have any neighbors and the squirrels tolerate it just fine so I don't weary myself over it.

 

iam not doing anything out of the norm until i see a naked squireell.....(chevy chase voice) HAHA GET IT

 

I have never seen a squirrel..

 

I had a squirrel playing chicken with my truck today.

I shook my head and thought, "that crazy Orison trying to be a stunt devil with my truck again."

 

Lol I have been doing that for a long time....

 

guilty.

I almost hit one today, and orison crossed my mind.

 

Agreed. He better feel pretty special knowing we think about him when we're wandering around in our actual lives.

 

I got about 20 orisons running around in my backyard on any given day... :willy_nilly:

 

We Don't Have Squirrels Here In OZ, But There Is A Poster In The

Dreadlocks Forum Called Pypes, And He Keeps Bunnies As Pets, In His Sig

He Has A Pic Of Some Bunnies And The Caption "Pypes Likes Bunnies".

One Day I Was Driving Down The Farm Driveway And Sitting On The Side Of

The Road Was A Very Tame Bunnie, So I Stopped, And Instead Of Wishing

Him A Good Morning, I Blurted Out In A Most Enthusiastic Voice "Pypes

Likes Bunnies"....

I Still Think It When I See One, I Just Don't Talk To Them Nowdays....



Cheers Glen.

 

i'm gettin tired of squirrel jokes and squirrel references

 

Same thing happened to me on my way to class yesterday. I was thinking "Watch out, Orison!" Luckily, he got out alright.