the best and the worst

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by novarys, Dec 15, 2004.

  1. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    Ugh... Now I have that Shania Twain-song stuck in my head... :p "The best thing about being a woman is the prerogative to have a little fun..." Grrr!

    Anyhoo, the best thing would be... not being a man. :D
    And the worst thing... like someone already said, not being able to pee while standing up. SO unfair. :(
     
  2. novarys

    novarys Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    hehe it is UNFAIR....but did you know....theres a site that shows women how to pee standing up AND they sell this product that women can use so it makes it easier for women to pee standing up....i guess its like a spoon like deal....and you just pee into while standing up and then it comes out...so almost like a penis...but no not really :p
     
  3. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    Hahahaha, yea, I've heard about that. :D Might be worth trying... :rolleyes:
     
  4. novarys

    novarys Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    we should be the first forumers to try it :D
     
  5. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    Yes, definitely! :D Does this mean we can start using men's toilets? :rolleyes:
     
  6. novarys

    novarys Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    we could!! i dont see why not :D and it also means we can just open the back door and just go :D
     
  7. Magnus76

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    Yeah, it's my real name.
     
  8. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    If ye attain yet the power of upright urination, why be limited to such things as toilets? The world be ye urinal now! :D Stand proud as you pee on that tree! :rolleyes:
     
  9. TARABELLE

    TARABELLE on the road less traveled

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    Loving men and Loving men.[​IMG]
     
  10. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    best-I get to have the gift of a human being developing inside of me and giving birth to it
    worst- hmmmm being vunerable
     
  11. Peanuts

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    Best thing about me...I'm a good wife and mother<---that's two but I can't pick which one I'm better at. lol :p (that really sounded full of myself)

    Worst thing about me...Cycles of depression. Highs are always great...lows are too low. (damn hormones)
     
  12. lynsey

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    oh I forgot I would love to pee standing up. I would write my name in the dirt and post pictures on here...maybe having guy parts would be too much I don't think I would be able to contain it in my pants and I would be drinking anything I could get my hands on so I could keep peeing
     
  13. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    Best - part about being a man - shorter lines at the rest room

    Worst - there's piss on the seat, when its time for number 2
     
  14. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    Hehe some girls can pee standing up... I've seen it done... :rolleyes:
     
  15. lynsey

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    the real question is if I can write messages while I pee standing up
     
  16. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    I wrote my name on the wall of a holding cell once... :& :rolleyes:
     
  17. crystalstarr

    crystalstarr Word

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    "Worst - there's piss on the seat, when its time for number 2"


    now you know how we feel!
     
  18. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    If you have talent enough to pee while driving, I'd imagine you could write it in cursive
     
  19. Duck

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    Best - having logic and reasoning (unlike a certain gender)
    Worst - guys are assholes (mostly other but not excluding me)
     
  20. lover/young_peace

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    I love being a chick.

    Haha... I can't think of answers to this question. :D
     
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