what's the differnce betwin a strawberry and a blond chick crusing down the highway none-they can both be find in a feild next to the road
A blonde and brunette are walkn down the sidewalk talkin to each other about thier husbands when the brunette says"my husband had really bad dandruff,so i gave him head and shoulders" the blonde replies"how do you give shoulders?"
A Blonde just text me saying "what does IDK stand for?" i text back "I dont know" she replied"OMG no-one does"
A blonde and a brunette walking along the sidewalk, The brunette looks down and says " awww look a dead bird" The blonde looks up and says "where, where "
A blonde phones the fire brigade and says her house is on fire . fireman asks " how do we get there ?" blonde replies"Helloooo ! in the fucking big red truck !"
Hey you guys! I am blonde, shit! But ya that's my favourite one A blonde is driving down the highway and spots another blonde rowing a boat in a grass field,,, she thinks to herself, If I could swim I'd go slap that bitch for looking so stupid.
