An Alternative Way To Give / Recieve Oral Sex

I recently discovered on one of my other favourite websites (a sextoy sales etc type) a suggestion, that if want to give someone (a female) who dislikes recieving oral sex for some personal reason?, you can simply cut the top & bottom ends off a flavoured condom, then cut thru lengthwise. Then just roll it out & place it over her genitals (flavoured side outwards)so both you & her are still able to enjoy the feel & as if you would normally. That way you have a nice flavour to enjoy & she has feel of your tongue on her - well almost!

 

LOL yea i have never heard of that before.

 

isn't that what lesbians in prison do

Honestly that makes no sense to do because she doesn't like getting oral. Sounds more like something to do if he doesn't like giving it because of taste/smell of pussy, and if that's the case the guy is probably gay anyways.

 

Yes, because licking rubber is so much fun...

If you are with a woman and you don't like licking pussy, then she should dump you... if she doesn't like having her pussy licked, you should dump her (or get better at it lol)...

But hey, if you want to do this, just think, you could skip the woman altogether and just carry some condoms around to lick when you are horny....

 

Dude....you already covered this in your dental dam thread. Is she letting you eat it without the condom yet or not????

 

Hi frustrated ! In my dental dam thread, I mentioned I had placed an unrolled (as it is when taking out of packet) condom on her clit & licked against it (condom). After reading a hint re: using a condom rolled out (after cutting both ends off to make a larger type cover), unfortunately , no she wont allow / doesn't aprove of any type of oral sex - either with / without clit / vagina covered. So I'm one of those unfortunate (?) one's ?? But she will allow a vibrator on her clitiros instead. So you are so lucky if you get to be more adventorous than me! Oh well, at least my flavoured condoms I bought, can still be used for intercourse! Oneday 'if' / when I'm ever lucky (?) someone might allow me to give / recieve oral ? But it won't be from my wife?

 

Vodka is the answer.

 

The fact that you are this oblivious to everything surrounding you makes me wonder how you've gotten this far in life.

 

I never knew that there was such a thing as a clitiros until I found it mentioned in a book about 20 yrs ago.Mywife knew about it thou but because she had different believes to to me (re: oral), it was only for touching. It was never mentioned in school at all, only the vagina was the main sexual organ was ever discussed. When I did finally realise that it existed, I started by just stroking it. One other time after that, I stroke it, then decided that licking it would be more 'erotic' (in my view) unfortunately that was when my wife told me her own beliefs regarding oral & so that act was then forbidden. So that's why I decided recently ( after finding out thru 'someone') that a dental dam may be acceptable for me & her benefits instead.
I then found a substitute item to use (as suggested by a sextoy website) - a flavoured condom re modeled. She still forbids oral done any type of way!
So I'm just still grateful I can still stroke her clitiros without negative comments from her !She also allows me to use a certain vibrator on it thou! So lucky one way & not the other? She still has orgasms!

 

She is a sheep. Isn't she?

 

+......:rofl:



Cheers Glen.

 

Why do I so often have such profound feelings of despair for the human race? There is no hope, is there?