This isn't another lies thread

WHAT?

Y'mean I'm on HF??

BUGGER-I meant to log on to the Extreme Toad Squeezing forum!

 

Thats my favorite message board. I'm MrSqueezyToad there, whats your nic?

 

On that forum,I'm 'WartsnAll' [natch]

 

I am sooo not gay.

 

I believe you..And I know your not gay...

 

Just getting ready to go to a party to hook up with a hot woman or two

 

I don't believe you.

 

Hmmm, ok, actually I am not readying myself to walk my dog and it will be a long long walk beacause it is sooo cold here and I enjoy the cold

 

My dog walks herself and picks up her landmines.

 

I did not get an invitation last night to visit a str8 male friend at 1900 today to give him a BJ (lmao)

 

i hate hot chocolate

 

I'm really looking forward to going back to work tomorrow

 

I have had a really crap day

 

i have 7 ears

 

I hate these silly games.

 

I can tell

 

I will never post in this section again.

 

Neither will I

 

me neither

 

I'm fully clothed.