I just found out what sex feels like for a guy! OMG

Laying next to him and staring at his handsome face I wanted to know everything about him. I wanted to know what sex felt like from a man's perspective.

"Take your big toe and put it in your mouth," he said.

I do so, despite the fact that it grossed me out. "Now suck on it," he said. "It feels like that, only a thousand times better."

No wonder guys like sex so much!

 

I Will Never Look At My Big Toe In

The Same Light Again....



Cheers Glen.

 

i just stuck my finger in my armpit, so now i know what sex feels like for a girl.

 

Your b/f must have one weird view on sex - or one major foot fetish.

 

There. I fixed it for you.

Yes, I know.

I'm a nice guy.

You don't have to tell me.

 

I hope your toe was clean....

 

well, i tried it. apparently sex for a guy feels a lot like bending your leg way too far in an unnatural direction.

 

virgin males everywhere will now be sucking on their toes trying to figure out what sex will be like.

 

It's like getting mild electric shocks from a AA battery hooked to some little wires, randomly contacting spots on your body while you are eating a watermelon.
It's a Georgia thing.

 

next time see if you can find a balloon small enough to snug you big toe.. then you won't have to pull out you can suck it til it falls off... the balloon that is

 

:smash: :sifone: :willy_nilly: :smilielol5:

 

And here I always thought it was the little piggy that liked Roast Beef, not the one that went to the Market

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlYJKfunfC0&ob=av2n"]Arctic Monkeys - Suck It And See (Clean Edit) - YouTube

 

So next time jerk his BIG TOE .

 

Bob, I must not be the only one who feels this way!


or this way!

 

I love sucking on lady toes.OMG, its so hot when chicks suck on their own toes. Awesome analogy.

 

I hope it was filthy!

 

LOL, he got you goood!

 

No....that's not it at all. Sex for a guy feels like this.

Hi honey, I'm home after I've been out working hard all day so you can sit on your ever-increasing butt and do jack all. Now if it's OK with you I'll cook, clean the house, walk the dog and wash the car, in the desperate and vain hope that you might condescend to letting me touch your fun bits later on. And of course you won't, so I'll jerk off in the shower fantasising about your sister as usual.

On the other hand, sex for a woman feels like this.

Oh God. That fat smelly fool is home, half-tanked from being at some strip joint with his disgusting buddies from work. He'll try and kiss me with his mouth that smells like a tannery, and then he'll poke his laughably tiny tool in me, push twice, grunt and fall asleep. And I'll need to shower for a week to get the smell of him off me.

THAT'S how sex feels.