I just found out what sex feels like for a guy! OMG

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by pinkpearls, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. pinkpearls

    pinkpearls Member

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    Laying next to him and staring at his handsome face I wanted to know everything about him. I wanted to know what sex felt like from a man's perspective.

    "Take your big toe and put it in your mouth," he said.

    I do so, despite the fact that it grossed me out. "Now suck on it," he said. "It feels like that, only a thousand times better."

    No wonder guys like sex so much!
     
  2. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    I Will Never Look At My Big Toe In

    The Same Light Again...:eek:.



    Cheers Glen.
     
  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i just stuck my finger in my armpit, so now i know what sex feels like for a girl.
     
  4. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    Your b/f must have one weird view on sex - or one major foot fetish.
     
  5. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    There. I fixed it for you.

    Yes, I know.

    I'm a nice guy.

    You don't have to tell me.
     
  6. _Bob_

    _Bob_ Una Tana Bibi

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    I hope your toe was clean....
     
  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    well, i tried it. apparently sex for a guy feels a lot like bending your leg way too far in an unnatural direction.
     
  8. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    virgin males everywhere will now be sucking on their toes trying to figure out what sex will be like.
     
  9. GardenGuy

    GardenGuy Senior Member

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    It's like getting mild electric shocks from a AA battery hooked to some little wires, randomly contacting spots on your body while you are eating a watermelon.
    It's a Georgia thing.
     
  10. iamtigerpaw

    iamtigerpaw Member

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    next time see if you can find a balloon small enough to snug you big toe.. then you won't have to pull out you can suck it til it falls off... the balloon that is
     
  11. _Bob_

    _Bob_ Una Tana Bibi

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    :smash: :sifone: :willy_nilly: :smilielol5:
     
  12. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    And here I always thought it was the little piggy that liked Roast Beef, not the one that went to the Market
     
  13. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlYJKfunfC0&ob=av2n"]Arctic Monkeys - Suck It And See (Clean Edit) - YouTube
     
  14. andrew45

    andrew45 Member

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    So next time jerk his BIG TOE .
     
  15. GardenGuy

    GardenGuy Senior Member

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    Bob, I must not be the only one who feels this way!
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    or this way!
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  16. MellowViper

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    I love sucking on lady toes.OMG, its so hot when chicks suck on their own toes. Awesome analogy.
     
  17. MellowViper

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    I hope it was filthy!
     
  18. stash napt

    stash napt Member

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    LOL, he got you goood!
     
  19. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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  20. Ivory62

    Ivory62 Senior Member

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    No....that's not it at all. Sex for a guy feels like this.

    Hi honey, I'm home after I've been out working hard all day so you can sit on your ever-increasing butt and do jack all. Now if it's OK with you I'll cook, clean the house, walk the dog and wash the car, in the desperate and vain hope that you might condescend to letting me touch your fun bits later on. And of course you won't, so I'll jerk off in the shower fantasising about your sister as usual.

    On the other hand, sex for a woman feels like this.

    Oh God. That fat smelly fool is home, half-tanked from being at some strip joint with his disgusting buddies from work. He'll try and kiss me with his mouth that smells like a tannery, and then he'll poke his laughably tiny tool in me, push twice, grunt and fall asleep. And I'll need to shower for a week to get the smell of him off me.

    THAT'S how sex feels.
     

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