Gross thing at a sex shop

I've got an aquaintance who is more naive than me, he doesn't even buy his own clothes or shoes

 

word up doctor.

 

Nice one Jack:2thumbsup:

I'm gonna have a shower then off to find myself a sex shop booth

 

What can I do for you, my son? PFFT, PFFT, PFFT! Oh, sorry am I disturbing you?

 

And what do you know .... they have TISSUES!

 

Totally Brilliant...:2thumbsup:...What Did You Enter Into Google Search To Come

Up With That....??



Cheers Glen.

 

Here's a hint: whenever you need a screaming blow-your-pants-off complete bullshit picture of anything just start your phrase with these three letters:

WTF

 

None of them I've seen has internet access. You go in and plunk in a quarter (At least that was the rate last time I was in one) and choose from the 100 channels that they have on their system until your quarter runs out. Also use a little common sense even if there was internet access on those machines they would have some type of filtering on it because the shop would get busted on international charges for allowing access to child pornography. I don't believe everything the media tells me about how easy it is to get child porn on the net. I have spent many hours online looking at porn and have yet to "Accidentally" stumble on child pornography. I honestly haven't gone out of my way to look for it either.

The way you write you sound like a 13 year old. Afraid of getting an STD from a jack off booth. What if they're looking at child pornography in there? Really? How do you know there even was internet access in the booth? Did you actually go in and see what it was like in there? Or did you just look at the booth and are going on mere speculation?

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Phew! Back home now after 3 hours in that booth! Real hot and sweaty now - off for another shower

 

Well it did say internet access and yes I did have a look inside so I didn't go into speculation. I'm a bit embarassed by this now.

 

Gee Starbucks has internet access too. It's creepy to think about how many people are there looking at child pornagraphy. Shit dude I've seen people watching beastiality videos at the public library.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Couldn't Agree More, I Bought This Puuuter In June 2006, And Over Those

Six Years It Has Done A Hell Of A Lot Of Hours....

Not Once Have I Stumbled On Child Porn Or Anything That Comes

Remotely Close....

I'm Not Saying It's Not Out There, I'm Just Saying The Media And Politicians

Say This To Scare The Public Into Agreeing To Stupid Unworkable

Proposals, Like The Internet Filter Our Government Tried To Ram Down

Our Throats Wether We Liked It Or Not....

The Reason, They Kept Bleating Out, Was, Were Only Doing It "For The Children"....



Cheers Glen.

 

Totally agree!

Getting back to the outraged and worried guy.....

I sooo wish here in England we had sex shops with booths (I feeling real horny and would love to visit one for first time today!) - I know they are common in USA but the closest one (as far as I know) to me is in Amsterdam - too far!!!! Grrrrr!

 

is that brown like, bum shewowdie wowdie, bum, shewowdie wowdie, bum, shewowdie wowdie, bum, she wowdie wowdie
Up on the hill, by the ocean, down by the river, across the feild?

 

Here's a link to a detailed expination of "Stay Brown":

http://www.hipforums.com/modules/Journal/viewentry.php?journalid=3435&highlight=Reverand+JC

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Hey, no need to worry I'm over it now.

 

Oh that is so good to hear - I am so relieved

So, now you a little bit more relaxed about it, have you thought of going back and enjoying a jack off session in the booths?

 

And The Drama Commences All Over Again...:rofl:



Cheers Glen.

 

Probably rather not risk it

 

I don't think you need to worry about STD risk - there really wouldn't be any risk. Wish I was nearer to you as I would ask if you would like to go along together and we could share the fun