damn christmas!!!

that fucking christmas fudge keeps calling to me! and i keep eating it!
grrrrrrr!

i think i should just eat it all until i puke...then i'll never want it again
....GOD!!!...FUCKING CHRISTMS FUDGE YOU NEED TO DIE!!!
*starts repeatedly stabbing the pan of fudge*

 

hahaha i didnt make any this year, but im ordered to make baklava for christmas i dont want to

 

masturbate .....that will get your mind off of it

 

Just eat it. The holidays only come around once a year.

 

Haha no fudge this year, I used to eat it so much as a kid I don't really care for it now... I too am going to be making some baklava though... Baklava is awesome...

 

Here you'd have that problem year round...

 

i tried...just now...but i guess i just have a hard on for fudge...
i dunno what im talking about anymore...i'm retarded

 

lol..........well masturbate with the fudge then

 

what in the world is baklava and why does everyone want to eat it?

 

Because baklava is awesome! It's so good! (Better than pork rinds fo'sho!) It's like many layers of pastry with nuts and honey and stuff.... It's really good...

 

I've eaten it before and wasn't impressed.

OTH, Creme Brulee and Tres Leeches are to Die for...

 

I don't like honey. I will stick to pork rinds.

 

pork rinds are not a sensual food......

 

That's good because I would be scarfing them down...that's probably not much of a turn on.

Food and sex should be kept separate anyway.

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah.......hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa

 

Interesting Concept...