So, I'm going to stop.. masturbating.

What better place to put this than in the masturbation thread! I figured i'd need to make a post to really push myself into stopping.

So here's my tale, since before I was in preschool I was grinding against the ground for stimulation since I didn't know I was supposed to grab my penis to masturbate, lol. My parents found out about this, and I even did it in school, oops didn't know it was bad! So the teacher actually sat on me during nap time to keep me from doing it.. lol!. Eventually as I grew up, around 9-10 and I developed the lever grip to masturbate and did it sitting down in the shower, eventually I developed this tight grip like squeezing all the toothpaste out of the container with my thumb facing me and that's the grip I have today.

I started masturbating at least once a day as a kid, and eventually as I got more privacy it was literally a nonstop thing, if I was alone I was rubbing my genitals just pleasuring myself while on the computer, yesterday I counted almost 8 times of actual ejaculation.

Well, I've decided that to improve my energy and health I would stop, and I've read a few articles that link not masturbating to being happier and healthier, so if you have any insight on this please share, maybe someone out there has also done this?, and wish me luck.. Cold turkey.. Alright here we go!

P.s. Single, haven't had sex in a year, but i'm committed to this goal.

 

Energy and Health, that doesnt really make sense.

Health, it would be better for your health with all those endorphins running around rather than being cranky all the time and the llong term effect that stress has

Energy? You want to get some abs and go to the gym, you dont then give up cos you are always tired afterwards


Not that you'll be able to hold out for more than a week anyway

 

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! another one of these fucking threads. You assholes should start a fucking support group not waste your time here.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

what he said ^^^

 

Yeah, right .... :banghead:

 

This...:iagree:......:rofl:



Cheers Glen.

 

Good luck!

I fear you will need it

 

A support group for those that fiddle with themselves too much? They already have that, its called Catholiscism

Barumpt Tish, Thankyou, I'm here all week

 

Further to my previous post, I should like to add....

I would rather eat my own vomit than EVER give up masturbation:sunny:

 

Why Do It Yourself, When Your Local Parish Priest Can Do It For You...:2thumbsup:



Cheers Glen.

 

I'm about 30 years too old.

Barupmt tish again look at that....I'm like lettuce ham and mayo....(on a roll )

 

Really supportive guys; I love it! Hahaha..

 

i stop masturbating every day after i cum.

 

I stopped once, but that's because I had to pee.

 

apparently masturbation can actually be lethal after a certain point.

 

we've debated this issue before.


from the perspective of chinese medicine, men lose a great deal of energy when they ejaculate. ejaculating in the winter time is considered especially bad.

to each their own. I encourage any men who are in poor health/have low energy to ejaculate infrequently and take up a meditation practice.

that's my 2 cents

 

"Stop that!! It'll make you go blind!!"
"Can I keep doing it until I need glasses?"

 

Chinese medicine has been shown many times to be a load of superstitious hogwash, and is serving to make more & more endangered species extinct. Even the Chinese government recognise that much & has even outlawed many forms of their own traditional Chinese Medicines.

 

after you do it for 30 days straight without taking the time to eat something?

 

I think it's lethal if as a male you do it in front of a Hells Angel. At least I think it would be.....