What should I do with my boyfriend's Mitchum Man?

It's deodorant. A green odorless bottle that says "If your fav. vegetable is a corn dog, you're a Mitchum Man." It's just cuntoderant deodorant. We broke up three weeks ago. Should I trash the shit? Or leave it impaled on a fence post on a route he takes? Or tell him to get his insignificant deodorant? Text him to get it? No. He's real poor but it's $2.75....That's it.

 

Dude, it's fucking deodorant, not a diamond ring. Throw it out or kindly put it in his mailbox without doing anything weird to it.. maybe he's better off without you if you're obsessing over his deodorant and calling him 'poor' because he might have trouble affording some necessities.. a lot of people are stuck in that situation.. good riddance for him

 

hung up over deodorant?! most people would have uttered a few word degradeing words about said ex as they threw it in a bin.

 

burn it in some sort of voodoo ritual.

 

is corn a vegetable or a grain

 

Leave it impaled on a fence post on his route so his poor ass has to go out and spend another $2.75 all the while being reassured that breaking up with you was the best thing ever for such a poor guy.

Jeez. Just give it back to him, have some <3.

 

i'm glad you posted this. it turns out i'm a mitchum man and didn't even know it.

 

throw that shit out and find a degree man

 

i want my fuckin deodorant you ****
:devil:'s advocate

 

post it in the "for sale or trade" forum...

 

bitches don't know 'bout what to do with their ex-boyfriend's deoderant