Mama said.....

Mama didn't raise no fool

 

bu-bu-but my momma said, crocidiles are mad cause they got all dem teeth but no tooth brush!

 

Mama-say mama-sah ma-ma-coo-sah

 

My momma told me to marry a Jewish man so I wouldn't be poor when I grow up...I became a lesbian instead

 

eh that sounds corrupted....

 

^exactly why I don't talk to her anymore.

 

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Mama said "If Peter Flynn jumped off a roof would you jump off a roof?"

 

^ to which you replied; "FUCK YEA!!!"

 

she said, that's not the way to have fun, son,

 

And that cigarette you're smoking
'Bout scared me half to death
Open up the window, sucker
Let me catch my breath