Dirty One Liner Jokes

Discussion in 'Humor' started by easygoing, Jun 3, 2011.

  1. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

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    Liner?!? I barely know her!!!!

    What's the difference between a dead baby and a rotten apple?
    I don't know, I never came in a rotten apple.
     
  2. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    I said to my mate at the fancy-dress party "Who's the fella with the condom on his face supposed to be?"-He shrugged and said "Fuck nose".
     
  3. broony

    broony Banned

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    I asked Santa for something to wear and something to play with.

    He left me a pair of trousers with a hole in the pocket.
     
  4. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    The difference between a sheep and a door?

    You can't bang a door in a hedge.
     
  5. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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    How is a pussy like a grapefruit?


    The best ones squirt when you eat them.
     
  6. Goldenrod70

    Goldenrod70 Guest

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    What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

    A lickalotopuss
     
  7. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    last night she whispered those three little words that change a man's life;

    "Is it in?"
     
  8. shoeless joe

    shoeless joe Member

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    What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

    See you next month.
     
  9. OneLifeForm

    OneLifeForm Member

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    So a man walks into a bar and says, "Is this a joke?"
     
  10. KayliConfidential

    KayliConfidential Guest

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    Not bad.:2thumbsup:
     
  11. storch

    storch banned

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    What did one nut say to the other nut?

    Why should we hang for it when peter did it.
     
  12. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    What's redneck foreplay?

    Get in the back of the truck,bitch!
     
  13. storch

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    What's the difference between a redneck and a bucket of shit?

    The bucket.
     
  14. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    What is wrong with a room full of lawyers up to their chins in shit?

    Not enough lawyers and not enough shit!
     
  15. OneLifeForm

    OneLifeForm Member

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    Q: What is the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

    A: A picnic table can support a family of five.
     
  16. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    After all these years,I just discovered women have an 'Off' switch that stops them talking!

    It's on the back of her head-just hit it with a bat and she shuts up instantly!
     
  17. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    The brief is "dirty", Puggy ... not misogynistic
     
  18. Ahmad Rashad

    Ahmad Rashad Senór Member

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    What's the difference between jelly & jam?

    I can't jelly my dick in your ass.:sunny:
     
  19. Flare88

    Flare88 Member

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    man holds up box....
    "Do you think this is big enough?? ...For these pythons!"

    "Somebody call a vet....Cuz these puppies are sick!"

    "Do you know how to sew?? Because I Am Ripped!"

    This could be a whole different thread...if it isn't already... I love muscle jokes...it's funnier bc I'm a chick. I say them at work all the time.
    :boxing_smiley:
     
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    What should you do if your girlfriend tells you shes just been diagnosed HIV positive?.........act surprised.
     

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