This is why you don't look out your window when you're baked

This is why you don't look out of your window when you're baked... I just finished smoking a bowl, then decided to go open my bedroom window for some fresh air. As i was opened the window, i see this elderly man wearing a suit sitting on the ground beside a dumpster, with his face against it. My first thought was "oh shit! what do i do? do i call 911? i'm so fucking baked, what if the cops want to talk to me!"

But then my horrid munchies kicked in, and i couldn't resist but running across my room to take a bite out of my sub, and so i did but when i got back there were two more elderly woman standing there! But they seemed as if they were arguing. Then out of nowhere a car pulls up and a guy gets out of the car, he sort of looked like a priest. He then ran over to the elderly guy on the ground, which is when all 3 of the people now there swarmed around this guy and they all started rubbing him. So at this point i'm standing there like "what the fuck... is this really happening?"

Then yet another car pulls up! And this younger lady dressed as a nurse jumps out, and also runs to this elderly man. The nurse and the priest then pick this guy up and put him against the back of the priests car as if he was being arrested. But then out of nowhere i hear this scary sounding lady yelling "do you need a phone?!" and i had no clue where this come from, but then the priest yells out "no! no we're fine here thanks.." then the lady again yells out "okay! So, you do need a phone?" then the priest yells back "NO! NO... we don't need a phone! THANKS."

Then this priest and this nurse grab the elderly guy buy the arms and they quickly walk off with him down the road. The two other elderly ladies that were then followed them shortly after. Then a few minutes later the nurse came running back out of nowhere, hopped into her car, and sped off. While the priests car is still sitting there, he hasn't come back to get it yet and it's pretty much in the middle of the road.

This is why you don't look out your window when you're baked... shit happens.

(i'm still really baked, i probably wont even remember writing this )

 

What part of Canada you living in man? I look out my window and see cars on a freeway Haha.

 

haha wtf u shoulda recorded that shit and showed us

 

Hahaha BC so much crazy shit happens outside of my window.

A few days ago some car drove into a building that i can see from outside my window, there ended up being like 10 ambulances/police cars/firetrucks, then a helicopter had to come and airlift people out of there! So i got to see a helicopter land outside of my window...

And i've also seen 2 fires from outside my window, and there's always ambulances at this one specific apartment across the street. Good times...

 

I tried too! I only had my phones camera though, and it was way to bright outside so all i could see was one big white glare

 

Damn man, that's some crazy shit. I honestly don't know how I would react if I looked out my window and saw that while baked.....I might be horrified or I might start laughing.

 

might have wandered off with alzheimers .. or a botched exorcism

 

Outside my window I have a dead tree that may or may not fall on my place when a gust of wind hits. I just hope it doesn't knock off the satellite dish.

 

botched exorcism was my first thought. LOL.

 

I look out my window and have seen.. Cops.. Firemen.. Firemen burning down houses... SWAT practicing raid techniques... Tazer demonstrations... for some reason the k9 unit always barks it's ass off when it's parked in front of my house

 

Haha ikr! I was horrified and confused yet at the same time i started to laugh a bit because one of the ladies jackets matched the color of the car perfectly, and this was for some reason hilarious to me during my state of mind

I was thinking the same thing either some poor senile guy, or some really sketchy exorcism shit lol