Maybe folks should print this one out, and hand it to the next Bible-thumping moron who claims that "Jesus is the Reason for the Season". http://www.e-sheep.com/Saturnalia/ Warning--content may be offensive to the sexually repressed or historically ignorant. Blessed Solstice, all!
LOL not bad Not sure about the accuracy of the sex aspect, but makes for a good story. The rest is good stuff.
Yeah, the "great rite" stuff seemed more appropriate to Beltane than Yule, but I doubt the average fundie would know the difference....