A holiday "tract" for those annoying fundies...

Discussion in 'Paganism' started by EllisDTripp, Dec 17, 2004.

  1. EllisDTripp

    EllisDTripp Green Secessionist

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    Maybe folks should print this one out, and hand it to the next Bible-thumping moron who claims that "Jesus is the Reason for the Season".

    http://www.e-sheep.com/Saturnalia/

    Warning--content may be offensive to the sexually repressed or historically ignorant. :)

    Blessed Solstice, all!
     
    EllisDTripp, Dec 17, 2004
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  3. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    Haha wow Santa's hung like a rhino :D
     
    soulrebel51, Dec 17, 2004
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  5. Pharoah

    Pharoah Member

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    They just don't listen do they?
    Where do I get those decorations BTW?
     
    Pharoah, Dec 17, 2004
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  7. Sage-Phoenix

    Sage-Phoenix Imagine

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    LOL not bad :)

    Not sure about the accuracy of the sex aspect, but makes for a good story. The rest is good stuff.
     
    Sage-Phoenix, Dec 17, 2004
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  9. EllisDTripp

    EllisDTripp Green Secessionist

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    Yeah, the "great rite" stuff seemed more appropriate to Beltane than Yule, but I doubt the average fundie would know the difference....:)
     
    EllisDTripp, Dec 17, 2004
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  11. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    Lol nice story... :rolleyes:
     
    Soulless||Chaos, Dec 17, 2004
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  13. ForestNymphe

    ForestNymphe Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    BRAVO!
    *lol*
    Truely priceless, thank you Ellis.
     
    ForestNymphe, Dec 17, 2004
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  15. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    oh my....

    lol... :) liking...
     
    cerridwen, Dec 21, 2004
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  17. The Sandreckoner

    The Sandreckoner Member

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    Io Saturnalia!
     
    The Sandreckoner, Dec 29, 2004
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  19. greengoddess

    greengoddess Nature Freak!

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    LOL that was really funny!
     
    greengoddess, Jun 4, 2005
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  21. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

    That is CLASSIC!!!! great stuff!!
     
    The World of Dan, Jun 5, 2005
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