"Naughty" food...

Have you ever made a ''naughty'' sandwich or any other ''naughty'' food? As many details as you wish....

Nudge nudge wink wink:chef:

 

KY jelly and edible underwear sandwich

 

Hot Dogs......Ditch The Bun, And Devour The Weiner....



Cheers Glen.

 

Why do I get the feeling that this is not being taken seriously?

 

I made a penis cake once.
I've also pickled a cucumber.

 

Oh, can I have the recipe for the penis cake please - sounds yummy

 

When I Was A Crazy Teenager, I Once Sat On A Cucumber, Shortly After, I

Found Myself In A Pickle, Whilst Trying To Deal With My Guilt And Shame....



Cheers Glen.

 

2 1/2 cups of flour
1/2 sugar
1 egg
1 1/2 cups of milk
3-4 ground penis'
1 tbsp of baking powder
1 tsp of salt
3/4 cup of coco powder (once ya go chocolate....)

 

Why Am I Reading This Post With My Legs Firmly Crossed....??



Cheers Glen.

 

maybe because you have 3 or 4 penises?

 

Great, thanks for that - off to stock up on ingredients - watch out for a knock on ya door Glen:2thumbsup:

 

chocolate penis and cream anyone???

i made this for my friend one christmas hahaha

 

Lynz you are a lady with many talents!

Anything veggie is sexy, meat is a defiant turn off! So your safe Glen I wont eat any cake with penis in it!
Lynz one looks good tho!

 

^^^Yummy yummy in my tummy - can I have extra cream please?:sunny:

 

Oh my what an image I have in my head:willy_nilly:

 

Lol, your next photo shoot should be of you eating this:2thumbsup:

 

oh god :-| hahaha...

chocoalte penis for everyone

 

LOL yeah dude your one in a million, lucky the flies werent around

 

Hmmmm, now I wonder if Glen would like to share a cucumber:sunny:

 

Is this when you jizz in some unsuspecting person's sandwich and tell them it's mayo?